Less story than most twitter posts. Pretty sure we saw this on Mystery Science Theater 2000. If you like making fun of bad 80’s movies full of funny deaths, this is for your!

A man is frustrated he can't send dick pics over rotary phones. Beyond it's time, THE OG slasher Black Christmas set the stage for horror staples like Halloween and Friday the 13th.

A surprisingly great movie that steered well away from the hokeyness it could have become. Vibes of It Follows.

Impress your neighbors this Thanksgiving with pilgrim reenactors complete with Thanksgiving feast and murder! A highly stylized flic from the Into the Dark anthology.

Death got bored or is trying to pass his high school Rube Goldberg project and clearly Clear's clarity can't conceptualize catastrophe content. Final Destination is a fun escapade of teens trying to cheat death sparking a series of 4 more movies.

1 - Hand out candy, 2 - Wear a costume, 3 - Don't blow the Jack-o-lantern candle out before midnight, 4 - Listen to the Podcast Under Your Bed. Trick 'r Treat gave us our rules for Halloween and one cute little devil of a Halloween mascot, Sam. A fun tale of what happens when you don't follow the rules of Halloween.
www.podunderthebed.com

Come up to the lab, see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with an.....
....ticipation. Stitched together like Frankenstein's monster, Rocky Horror is a dramatic Horror-Musical-RomCom-Sci-Fi Monster flic. The alpha and omega of cult film perhaps better known for it's in-person live screening extravaganzas. A personal favorite of ours.

What's it smell like under that mask? Hopefully better than this finale to the most recent Michael Myers trilogy but damn, it's one fine mask to wear.

Skip the remakes and go straight for this classic!

The Gothic Golden Girls are back and didn't shit the bed. True to form with a 30 year facelift to pass the torch to the next generation. A sequel that doesn't disappoint.