The Porcelain Palace

Gather round the porcelain, Shitizens, because it’s time for a very special holiday tale. In this short Sh*tmas episode, Tiff delivers a festive retelling of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—Porcelain Palace style.

Light a candle, lock the bathroom door, and enjoy a story that reminds us what the season is really about.

Happy Sh*tmas to all, and to all, a good wipe.

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This week on The Porcelain Palace, we kick things off by dissecting Dan’s sleep schedule.
 
From there, we talk up this Friday’s special bonus episode where all you sh*tizens can watch The Hunger Games (but better) right along with us. Yes, we’re finally doing a watch-along!

Then we tumble headfirst into the surreal wonderland that is The House on the Rock—a place that feels part museum, part fever dream, and part “should we be breathing this dust?” 

And to wrap things up, we cleanse our souls with a round of Porcelain Confessions, because after all that chaos, nothing says closure like airing our own questionable thoughts.

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A thankful message from us to all of you lovely sh*tizens! 

We will be back next week! 

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This week, we drop the plungers, grab the pints, and let the stress leak out like a cracked chamber pot. Between sips of mystery ale and dodging whatever is dripping from the rafters, we unpack the day’s disasters of working in the Porcelain Palace 

It’s part improv, part therapy, and entirely what happens when two exhausted sanitation heroes try to unwind while the tavern bard sings a ballad about the Great Parchment Shortage. So pull up a wobbly stool, grab a drink that may or may not dissolve enamel, and join us for a night of unfiltered chaos in the kingdom’s filthiest (and friendliest) watering hole.

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Today’s episode swan-dives straight into the weird end of the pool. Tiff and Dan spiral into an unhinged theory about “twin cities” that might—possibly—be cosmically mirroring each other, which is exactly the kind of existential nonsense we encourage here. Tiff also recounts her run-in with egotistical dolphins who clearly believe they’re the main characters of Earth. Then we somehow pivot into the Feet Finder economy, because every society has its currency and apparently ours is toes now. 

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No Episode this week folks, we ran into some scheduling issues with work and were unable to record. We'll return next Tuesday, November 18 with more!

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This week’s descent into madness includes Dan’s dad’s missing gravestone, Tiff’s unexpected dive into the world of BDSM, and a discussion of… pee drinking pranks.

Then we debut our brand-new game Fact or Flush!, where we separate truth from total bullsh*t.

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This week, we’re serving up chaos à la carte. Dan recounts the wedding he attended—complete with cocktail hour gossip, questionable entrées, and dessert. Tiffany combusts during a hot sauce–fueled meltdown over her cooking skills, and somehow that segues into a deep dive on fast food, candy addictions, and the very unique “special talents” Dan and Tiff bring to the table.

It’s messy, it’s spicy, and absolutely nothing gets digested properly. Welcome to another course of The Sh*t Show.

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Tiff’s chasing Oscars, Dan’s lost his power, and Barbie and Taylor Swift somehow end up in the same conversation. Chaos reigns supreme in this week’s episode of The Porcelain Palace—proof that delusion can be entertaining.

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In this royal flush of linguistic failure, Tiff once again proves she can’t string words together without tripping over her own vowels. We spiral into the nonsense of language itself—why words are weird, the draw of fan fiction, the deal with censorship, why copyright is confusing, and why no one really knows what “fair use” means (but we’ll pretend we do).

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