This week we welcome Matthew Sears, board member of the Dragon Fall Charity Festival happening this week, October 3rd–5th! We talk about the joy of giving back through gaming, spiral into conspiracy theories we definitely don’t take seriously, discuss substances, and reflect on just how “seriously” we take ourselves around here… spoiler! Not very.

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The Palace welcomes its next royal guest—Jeri “Red” Shepherd! 👑 Together we spiral into Tiffany’s shitty idea for air fresheners, the delicate subject of hair loss, and the questionable duty of bathroom patrols. And of course, no throne-room gathering is complete without a round of the classic game Would You Rather.

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Sh*tizens, the Palace has its first guest!
The multi-talented Steven Labine joins us for an episode that’s equal parts unhinged and iconic. We talk Survivor strategy, terrible nicknames, the delicate art of flicking the bean, and we wrap it all up with the world’s most chaotic Mad Libs.

This one? A royal mess. And you’re gonna love it. 💩

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This week, we braved the infamous War of the Worlds 2025—a movie with ratings so bad, curiosity got the better of us. Was it the worst thing we’ve ever seen? Maybe. Did we still have a blast talking about it? Absolutely. From questionable aliens to plot holes you could drive a meteor through, we break down the chaos, laugh through the cringe, and find out if there’s any redeeming quality hidden in this mess.

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Buckle up, Shitizens—this ride is anything but smooth. We hit the highways of Indiana, swerve straight through Gen Con chaos, and talk about Uber drivers with way too much to say. Along the way, we ask the real question: if people came with warning labels, what would ours say?

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In this round of royal chaos, we arm ourselves with poop weaponry (because obviously), realize just how small the world really is, unpack family matters, and get into the questionable art of gifting human hair (yes, really). All before wrapping it all up with some unhinged Mad Libs. 

It’s gross, it’s weird, it’s hilarious—basically, the perfect Sh*tizen experience.

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This week, things get… tiny but terrifying. We break down the absolute chaos of Ocon, dive into the concept of armed mice (yes, tiny weapons included), and launch headfirst into the great miniature animal war you didn’t need to know about!

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This week we’re crunching into the world of pickles, introducing the concept of “Cat Parrots” (yes, you heard that right), and admitting to full conversations with people who aren’t actually there. We also explore the razor-thin line between being delightfully quirky… and completely unhinged. Spoiler: we live on that line.

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Things get weird (again) as we dive into damp bodies, fancy finger foods, and the very important rule of always swallowing—don’t overthink it. We also unpack the toddler behaviors we’ve carried into adulthood (tantrums included). It’s unfiltered, mildly unhinged, and exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

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This week, we tackle the chaos of dealing with other people’s kids, the dangerously weird games we played growing up, hidden talents, and the very real struggle of pee shyness. Plus, we play Bidet Mate—a game where we guess the items Amazon suggests when you're just trying to buy a bidet. 

You’re welcome.

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