The PPP Jawn

The math is MATHING this week yall! BG was sentenced to 9 years in Russian prison. Luckily, @UpTownTone shares a math equation that may equal freedom for her. Iman Shumpert, 6 Zips and an airplane. Deshaun Watson has company in Cleveland. Mystikal walks in with his d***k in his hand and leaves in cuffs. Kelis vs. Beyoncé. Monkey pox STATE OF EMERGENCY. Choco Taco resellers. AB provides @Prescoast w/ theme music and MUCH MORE!

Brooklyn Bishop Lamar Whitehead made headlines when he and his wife were robbed at gunpoint during a live church service. As we dig a little deeper into the pastor’s social media, we find his extravagant lifestyle may have made him a target. Or maybe he just a thieving clown? Of course we get into it this week. Will Smith makes his first formal response to the Oscars slap heard round the world. Entire police dept quits after black town manager is hired. Kid Cudi walks off the rolling loud stage, Vince McMahon officially retires, IG close friends etiquette and don’t forget the DANNY RUMPH TOURNEY AUG 4-8 @ Lasalle University!

This week Cuzin Mally(@Mally_Geeze on IG) joins us in studio. He says he came to bless us but it felt more like an audit, y’all be the judge lol. In tragic podcast news longtime comedic duo Desus and Mero seem to have split for good. We discuss why. Sesame Place is out of control! They’ve been exercising some very Aristocratic behavior towards their patrons of color and it has made national news. In CA, a jewelry heist is pulled of just like the movies. A. Eva’s judge has been asked to resign after a clip of her giving some very real advice to a young black man goes viral. In Covid Chrinicles, Dr. Birx admits she and Dr. Fauci made up the “science” on lockdowns. We here at the PPP Jawn have been telling y’all this since EPISODE 1!!!! Lebron pulls up to the Drew league, Penn trans swimmer nominated for NCAA woman of the year, Aristocrat steak and much more! Make sure to subscribe to the UpTown Worldwide YouTube page for weekly video! Let’s get into it!

The boys are back for season 3! Vince McMahon, Deshaun Watson, Miles Bridges and the infamous Kellz in our Nasty News update. We talk Recession and the ridiculous price tag on everything including cable. We take a look at new developments in the Britney Griner situation. Gillie Da Kid vs. Rick Ross make headlines in n***a news. And y’all know it just wouldn’t be a PPP episode without the Covid Chronicles. This week we introduce the newest Covid strain, BA.5. Also, y’all been asking for 2 seasons….PPP JAWN VIDEO DROPS ON YOUTUBE THURSDAY! Buckle up We mashing the gas for Season 3. Tell a friend to tell a friend. THE JAWN BYKE!

We've reached the Season 2 Finale ya'll! The WB is in studio to free flow and celebrate @UpTownTone Bday with us this week. Thank y’all for all the support ya’ll give us. Season 3 starts in 4 weeks!!!

There is a thin line between finesse and theft. This week we also learned that finesse also shares a thin line between trespassing and contraband. How do you truly...Finesse? Another mass shooting, this time in Buffalo. Lil Meech the thief. Wells Fargo using NFL hiring practices. Philly Jeopardy contestant up $130K. We have a recorded Monkey Pox outbreak in the U.S. Raising canes, food chasers, $34 wings and RIP Lil Keed!

We back with another week of wild news. Young Thug and Gunna have been arrested and hit with RICO charges for gang related activity. We dive in as far as we can in the early stages of this case. Nike has had enough of Stock X shit! They’ve filed a lawsuit accusing the sneaker stock market if selling fakes. Sneaker game continues to be in shambles. We have an update on Vicky and Casey White, the CO and inmate duo that fled prison. Brett Favre and Ted Dibiase have been sued by a MS non profit for Mia use of welfare funds. Raefer Alston Jr. arrested on murder charges…more gangland activity. KING’s BACK! We take time out to review “Mr. Morale And The Big Steppers” the latest album from Kendrick Lamar. Raising Cane’s opens in Philly, Sixers gone fishing and much much more!

In a WILD news week we say RIP to Kevin Samuels. A polarizing social media influence who rose to internet fame in recent years speaking on black relationships. A lot of mixed emotions surrounding his death and we’re here to cover it all. Dave Chapelle was attack in stage at Hollywood Bowl. His “team” put the beats on the suspect BAD. The Whites…a parole officer leaves prison with a felon a week after selling her house under market price and a day before retirement. A Philadelphia man who hit the PA lottery for was found dead in Vare street the same day he cashed out. Britney Griner’s status has been upgraded to wrongfully detained which means the U.S. will negotiate her release…FINALLY! In sick political news, Republicans are moving to overturn Roe V. Wade. Why? We have some theories. Pfizer released an 80,000 page report Which states it knew vaccine harmed the fetus in pregnant women, and that the vaccine was not 95% effective, Pfizer data shows it having a 12% efficacy rate. Pfizer stock also wayyyyyyy up at the same damn time. Mexican pizza update, DeAndre Hopkins on the juice, Sixers playoff run continues and MUCH MORE!

I love the chance to use Philly slang in the title and this week I was afforded a great opportunity. Benjamin Kicks took to social media last week to subliminally point the finger for the biggest Backdoor in sneaker history at none other than MJ’s son Marcus. Of course, Marcus denies all accusations. We give our opinion holding no punches. Elon Musk buys Twitter! Last episode we reported that Elon Musk made an offer to buy Twitter. Well it’s a done deal! And this week we delve a lil deeper into what this play could mean on a larger scale. Travis Scott is BACK…kinda. Kevin Hart receives $100M invest for HARTBEAT which will have all black leadership. Meg sits down with Gayle and this week we actually watched enough to report on it lol. 170 Co-Defedants. 170 people walk in one of the largest criminal conspiracy cases in U.S. History. Iron Mike giving out the blues on Jet Blue, Kamala Harris test positive for Covid, 100 people have been boosted to date, Soho wings, Korean BBQ, @UpTownTone goes car shopping and much more! Also, we decided to update the episodes to our total number instead of the season number. It looks cooler lol. Let’s get it!

For the first time in almost 10 years Netflix stock dropped 25% due to its losing 200,000 subscribers last week. Many reasons can be attributed to the loss, but most complaints point to the increase in price while there is a decrease in programming. I’m an effort to compensate the lost funds Netflix also announced a crackdown on password sharing. Safe to say Netflix is on chill right now. Da Baby…Again!!!! This time the altercation is with his own artist. ASAP Rocky was arrested in connection to a November 2021 shooting. As NJ moves to being a recreational marijuana state, a law is being passed prohibiting on AND off duty police officers from partaking. Can’t say I disagree with this one. Kid Cudi reassures us he’s not fuxking with Ye even after their Pusha T collab, Philly back pedals on the mask mandate, The great Blendini, Sixers playoff talk and much more!