A small cruel Jewish Sicilian and a swashbuckling Jewish Spaniard engage in a battle for a lovable giant's affections. Fortunately, the threesome work it out and set sail to the imaginary land of Guilder.

An idiot, a lovable giant, and a charming man are criticized by Jonathan, Steve, and the wonderful Crystal Beth for a terrible plan and other poor life choices.

Things continue to get worse for the Princess Buttercup. Doomed to a loveless marriage and with no friends but horse, her daily ride is all she has left. Fortunately, the circus has come to town. With special guest Crystal Beth.

Solar Babies, Time Bandits, Deep Space 9, Best In Show, Dog Day Afternoon, and more! What do these things have in common?

Those crazy kids! For some reason Fred Savage thinks murderous pirates are a good thing. Ugh. Meanwhile, sheep invade Florin.

A young boy on the brink of puberty cannot believe that his grandfather would read him a kissing book. Meanwhile, Westley packs his bag and prepares to leave his true love.

A girl and her farm boy discover that their relationship is not based on servitude but on love.

Grandpa begins to tell a story by S. Morgenstern. We meet a girl, her horse, and her farm boy.

Minute 2 starts with the Grandson trying to avoid his Grandfather. We meet the Grandfather who gives us a crash course in media history, and we end with miracles.

This is where it all begins. We start off with the MGM Logo, meet a sick child and his mom, and it sounds like we’ll be meeting his Grandfather soon too!