On this week of the Provolone Zone, the long awaited guest Noah Berger is finally here!

Zach is finally able to record on a computer that can run more than 1 Google Chrome tab without crashing. Joined by special guest Cormac, Zach and Calvin quiz about Arby's, argue about diagonal vs rectangular sandwiches, start a soup cult, and predict the heat death of the universe. This episode is proudly lactose free!

Since Zach's computer decided to develop a serious brain disease the episode will be pushed back to Wednesday and from now on will be released on Thursdays.  As a filler Calvin decided to record the entire bee movie script.  Don't forget to email us at [email protected]. Not available in New Mexico.

Calvin is back from the depths of Overwatch 2, and we can finally talk about our experience at the homecoming dance

Since Calvin was busy playing Overwatch 2, Zach reads some news stories from the internet to fill out the time. We'll be back with a full episode next week, this week just didn't work out with timing and the like. Don't forget to email the show at [email protected]

On this episode, Calvin and Zach are joined by special guest (and totally not our replacement) Jacob! Please email us, we're desperate ([email protected]). Not applicable in New Mexico. 

In this episode, we welcome our first special guest, our friend Beck! Beck and Calvin compete in the high stakes Calvin Coolidge Quiz, and Zach asks some deep, thought provoking trolley problems. Crohn's disease and horizontal butt cheeks make a surprise appearance.

To kick things off, Calvin and Zach create a top 10 list of condiments, and the podcast slowly derails from there. This episode includes: cheese, cheese rolling, zorbing, and Daddies sauce. 

bon appétit