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For the last time, Starr’s Mill High School’s two brightest, greatest, sexiest minds come together for the ultimate finale. Listen in on this episode of “Real Talk” as the Argumentum forefathers, seniors Walker Allen and Liam O’Connell, get together and discuss freshman year, senior year, college, and everything in between. It’s been a wild ride for the past two years, and we’re glad we could keep it real.

This is “Real Talk.” Staff writers Abri Hausman and Ashton Long sit down to discuss the humorous graphic tee shirts in the women’s section, more specifically the lack of them. The two explore how clothing companies force women to go to the men’s section, and then society judges them for shopping in the “wrong” section. Women are truly in a no-win situation, and that’s a real problem.

This is “Real Talk.” The battle of the book nerds has begun. The fight between printed books and eBooks has reigned long enough and here to lay out all the facts are staff writers Abri Hausman and Ashton Long.

This is “Real Talk.” Staff writers Abri Hausman and Ashton Long sit down to discuss the sweet, wonderful, and importance of the romantic holiday, Valentine’s Day. The evolution of Valentine’s Day through school grades went from cute little boxes to thoughtful gifts that influence the economy. Maybe Cupid truly does have a point.

This is “Real Talk.” Staff writers Abri Hausman and Ashton Long sit down and talk about a problem plaguing society–pockets. Specifically useless women’s pant pockets that don’t hold anything except the tips of fingers. This problem that has been around since women first started wearing pants has created a necessity for women to carry around purses that are a real pain.

This is “Real Talk.” Staff Writer Abri Hausman sits down with senior Patrick Kelly, the student responsible for leading the school in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance each morning. The two discuss everything Patrick Kelly does to complete his “intimidating” responsibility. The episode will make you laugh and make you think. Most importantly, this episode of “Real Talk” will explain a high school senior commanding 1,500 people for 20 seconds. It’s been real.

Welcome to “Real Talk,” where the microphone only picks up real sounds. The two most lush and tender minds sat down this month with Starr’s Mill’s very own Principal Allen Leonard. The combined brains discussed the highs and even higher highs of Mr. Leonard’s first year as principal, along with his fashionable fashion sense. Tune in for Allen, Leonard, and O’Connell in this school year’s final episode of “Real Talk.” Join us next year for even more realness, and even more talk. Thank you for joining us. It’s been real.

Adviser’s note: In producing this edition of “Real Talk,” Allen and O’Connell experienced some technical difficulties in recording and sound quality. In an effort to protect and preserve the auditory sweetness you are about to enjoy, additional software was used.

This month, Walker and Liam sat down for a simple chat about superhero movies. Are they good? Are they bad? Will Walker turn out to be a bigger man than Superman? Probably not, but that’s no reason to not tune in for this month’s “Real Talk.” Thanks for joining us. It’s been real.

*Spoiler alert for “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice”

Welcome to “Real Talk,” where we like to talk real. What are the youth interested in? We can’t talk about that at school. What do the youth care about? Well, lots of stuff, but if there’s one thing that everyone cares about, it’s school. Well… it’s getting to that time of year again, so does everyone really care about school? Well, let’s talk this out.

This week was Super Tuesday, so in this month’s episode of “Real Talk,” the two greatest, most brilliant professional political analysts at The Prowler discuss the presidential stumble to the White House. Listen to a candidate-by-candidate analysis of the 2016 race you nine-to-fivers don’t hear from us eight-to-fourers. Thank you for joining us, and as always, it’s been real.