Time travelers from the future keep showing up at my house to prevent me from releasing this episode, saying it destroys podcasting as a medium because it can’t be perfected beyond this point. Too bad.

This podcast is Too Cool For School (It flunked out for being tardy every week)

*flicks a cigarette at you in a cool way to get your attention* Hey kid. Ever heard of a podcast?

I just now realized everyone can see these episodes and listen to them. I need to go make some calls.

If you're looking for the bathroom you came to the wrong place. This is a podcast. It's not a physical location. Yeah, no baby changing station either. That doesn't even make sense.

This episode is actually encoded with a secret message intended for spies in the field, so it’s not supposed to make sense. If you listen to it and actually enjoy it that’s just a coincidence.

Everyone who listens to this podcast gets into heaven. We have our own little commune there. It actually sucks.

Podcasts these days are so small they fit right in your phone. Back in my day you had to know a guy with a truck and have him haul one to your house.

I'm still trying to figure out when this airs in Mountain Time. TV Guide's giving me nothing.

AI tried to ingest this episode but it made it sick and now the tech dystopia takeover is cancelled. I definitely meant to do that.