The Ratchet Aunties

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS.

PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS

PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST.

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT

GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONUS TOPICS ARE ZEUS' NEW SHOW CAST AND SOME PROM TIPS FOR ALL OUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS THAT SNEAK AND LISTEN IN. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE REALNESS AND THE LAUGHTER, TODAY.

PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM

PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO

PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA

FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE

IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!!

PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY

PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J

BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIETING THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADS WHEN IT COMES TO NONSENSE AS THEY ASK ABOUT TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND SUB-PAR BUSINESS PLANS. IT'S 4/20 AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN PARTAKING IN THE HERBS...WE BASICALLY FORGOT! SO, ENJOY OUR MUSINGS ABOUT SEEKING BROTHER HUSBANDS AND THE BACHELOR PARTY DEBATE.

PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED

PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

DOGTOOTH x TYLER THE CREATOR

UP x WIZ KHALIFA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT INTERNET LOYALTY TESTS AND WHAT THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT THE WAY THE YOUTH VIEW LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW WOMEN CAREFULLY CRAFT THE WRONG GUY. BONUS TOPICS: OUR TOXIC TRAITS...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE!!

PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE

PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN

LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TT CAMILLE’S DATING LIFE, HOW FINE DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE TO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND BOX EATING MISTAKES YOU SHOULD AVOID!!

PARABLE #1: FOREPLAY MEANS BEFORE PLAY…PRE-HEAT YOUR OVEN!!

PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU EXCITED…HOW CAN YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

BIG BOOTY x HOZWAL, YOUNG MIKO, LIL GENIUZ

FAVORITE x SHAROD VIRTUOSO

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS WOMEN HAVEN'T RECEIVED FROM MEN IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS, ACCOUNTABILITY AND THE LACK OF SEXUAL EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE, WHERE THINGS STOP BEING POLITE...AND START GETTING RATCHET!!

PARABLE #1: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT MAN...LEAVE HIM ALONE

PARABLE #2: IT'S OK TO BE IGNORANT

SONGS FROM TODAY's ISSUE:

STAY READY x JHENE AIKO

NEIGHBORS x J. COLE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PRANKING THE WRONG PEOPLE, NEW BAPS, STALKING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S EX, WOMEN AND THE THINGS MEN NEVER RECEIVED IN RELATIONSHIPS.

PARABLE #1: YOU WILL LOSE THOSE YOU DON'T CHERISH...AND SOME YOU DO.

SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:

RED DEAD x TOMMY REVENGE

BIG STEPPERS x BIG STEPPERS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY FIREMEN > POLICEMEN. THEN WE DISCUSS PEOPLE WE THINK THE REST OF Y'ALL SHOULD LEAVE ALONE AND SOME THINGS ABOUT MONO-POLYAM RELATIONSHIPS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID SPEAKING ON. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE!

PARABLE #1: STOP SPEAKING ON RELATIONSHIPS YOU'RE NOT IN

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

CHICAGO BOY x ARI LENNOX

DOIN ME x ERIN SEDALIA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DEALING WITH GRIEF OF RELATIONSHIPS, HOW TO STOP TAKING THINGS SO PERSONALLY, AND HOW TO BE THE BEST WE CAN BE BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH OURSELVES. BONUS TOPICS: MASCULINITY VS FEMININITY, HOMOSEXUALITY, AND TT ERIN's THEORIES ON KARMA, REINCARNATION, WHY CHOOSING YOUR DEATH PARTNER IS AN IMPORTANT STEP...AND YES, WE'RE GETTING A LIL EMO AND MORBID, BUT THAT WON'T STOP US FROM COMING FOR ALL YOUR HEADTOPS WITH FACTS, LAUGHS, AND LOVE ALL ISSUE LONG! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!

PARABLE #1: WHEN IT COMES TO GRIEF: YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL YOUR STAGES

PARABLE #2: YOU CAN'T SKIP STEPS

PARABLE #3: LEARN YOUR HISTORY...USE MULTIPLE SOURCES...AND FACT CHECK!

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

4 ME (FEAT. KALI UCHIS) x DON TOLLIVER

I AM x JIM JONES, HITMAKA & STEFFLON DON