How can a movie starring Humphrey Bogart, based on an acclaimed novel, and nominated for seven Academy Awards NOT end up in The Canon? Well friends, join Samuel and Bentley as the exhume the text of The Caine Mutiny and discuss just how far pedigree can take you.

"Mother, please! I don't need your doting, I'm in the Navy now!"

Crack a whip and listen in as Bentley and Samuel unearth the past of Indiana Jones so that they might better understand his future! We talk about why the character has endured for so long and whether or not he can continue on in the canon for future generations without Harrison Ford.

We also make fun of Temple of Doom. A lot.

Finally, a non-geek podcast from the guys! Witness as Samuel and Bentley travel down the emotional highway of John Cusack's Lloyd Dobler character, from his beginnings in Say Anything to The Sure Thing to Grosse Point Blank. Honorary parts of this thematically-unified series of films are High Fidelity and Serendipity, which we also cover!

Honestly, all of these films would have been better with Alan Arkin's therapist from Grosse Point Blank. "See, that wasn't a nice thing to say! That wasn't designed to make me feel good!"

Remember that silly animated movie about surfing penguins? That's right folks, we think it deserves to be in The Canon, no ifs, ands, or buts. Take a listen as we connect art, storytelling, fathers, songs, carpentry, and WWE in our take on this underrated gem of a film.

And remember, WITH the grain. WITH the grain.

Kong: Skull Island has made it onto home video and now, so has our review! Come stop around with us as we try and determine with installments of the Kong franchise are required viewing and which are just too weird!

Imagine the smell of Skull Island, gentle listener. Like a zoo times 100.

Long rumored, never seen... the CONAN THE BARBARIAN PODCAST HAS ARRIVED! Join us as we sing stories of bravery, legacy, cheese, and awesome soundtracks. This podcast, and your ears, will never be the same.

(Editor's note: I think I've listened to this one all the way though about six times. Just for fun!)

We go to work for Mel Brooks! In honor of Father's Day, Bentley and Samuel tackle one of the greatest comedies of all time: Blazing Saddles! A brilliant work of art, Blazing Saddles absolutely has a place in our modern culture and even more vitally, it tells us something about the current state of our race relations in America.

God bless Mel Brooks. "I didn't hear a harrumph out of you!"

In honor of E3 taking place this week, Truman and Bentley carve up the latest installment of the Battlefield serious with surgical precision! Truman takes lead here as he knows first-person shooters like an old friend while Bentley provides valuable context to those who might be a bit less "plugged-in."

And if you like this one, just wait until Samuel and Truman do a podcast together.

Though we try and stay away from just covering the latest releases, Wonder Woman merits a full podcast. We spoil nothing though! Honest! Put your bracelets on and take a listen!

In an extra-sized 45-minute episode, Bentley and Samuel dive into the Alien series, from Ridley Scott's original claustrophobic thriller to the nonsense of Prometheus. What installments of the series belong in The Canon, which are merely good, and which should get nuked from orbit? Only one thing is for sure: "We're on the express elevator to Hell, goin' down!"

And no, Aliens Vs Predator is not discussed.