The Idiots had a great talk with CJ WIllock from The Dive Bar Road Trip.  Ted learned that listening is an art and he has no brush.  The guys found out that all twins are not created equal.  Best way to save time, stop voting.

The Idiots decide that climbing Mt Everest is safer than visiting Canton Massachusettes.  Ted tells a listener that cocaine is bad.  Scott shares that he's training for a triathalon, Ted thinks that's better than a biathalon.

The Idiots had a great talk with tequila expert Craig Gee.  Ted learned Blanko and Blanco are not the same.  Ted crushes AI on his tip.  Scott figures out a great wedding takes a great checkbook

The Idiots set up the ultimate battle Ted versus drunk AI.  Scott is totally against the killing of baby ducks, unless they deserve it.  The guys find out you can accidently stab yourself to death.

The Idiots turn being an asswipe into somethinig negative.  Ted tips a listener to throw their cousin under the bus.  Scott shares that buying a car is harder than keeping your wife.

The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy.

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.