The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy.

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.

The Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.

The Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat.

The Idiots talk with Hall of Fame Yo-Yo er Steve Brown.  The guys learn that food is a great motivator to learn how to yo-yo.  Ted takes the easy way out on his tip and and it turns into a BrokeBack Beach moment.  

The Idiots talk with Jock Helblade about how he helped turn a town into an interactive Monopoly game. Scott tells everyone that a hard life is way better than a silver spoon.  Ted tips another listener on the value of lying.

The Idiots talk with Zul Arifin about everything Godzilla and realize we all want to destroy a city. Ted tells a talentless buffoon to accept his fate.  Scott helps people start small to win big.