The Idiots help every remember basketball is now bad.  Matt has no idea how colors work and Scott can turn chaos into order.  Ted helps a listener be completely disingenuous.

The Idiots try to be more productive and get wiped out.  Ted tips an English fella to be a better man, Matt and Scott try to get him to go to the dark side.  Lesson one don't shit where you eat, at least in the same microwave.

The Idiots bring on a new Idiot and Scott makes sure everyone knows he's against giving away babies.  Ted sees through an obvious flex and Matt finds the perfect wedding gift for an ex-boyfriend.

The Idiots offically bid Mark goodbye and wish him well with his new podcast.  The fellas have a great talk with Anne and Mike Howard about slow travel and the joys of meeting new people and trying new things.  Ted actually helps the tipper and teaches us to sleep through the storm.

The Idiots talk with Chris Miller from Jerky Dynasty.  The guys learn that feeding alligators kangaroos and ostrich would make for the best jerky of all time. Ted tips a guy to suck it up and have a bad time.  Everyone knows that cats are the worst.

The guys talk sports and politics and it goes exactly how you think it would.  Ted tips a woman and there's nothing but bad news.  Mark's movie mention sets Ted off, not in a good way.

The Idiots talk tattoos and football and both are a bad idea.  Ted has trouble understanding English and his tip ends up costing a young boy his puppy.  Mark mentions the perfect movie for any senior citizen.

The Idiots celebrate the end of the year with a slew of predictions that everyone hopes never come true, except the cat murder thing.  Ted's tip is so brutally bad that Matt and Mark have to step in and demand that Ted stop tipping.

The Idiots talked with John Chew from the North American Scarbble Players Association and he spelled out the winning strategy.  Ted doesn't recognize when our tipper gets fired.  Ted shares that he's never gotten a Christmas present.

The Idiots help all the drunks navigate their holiday parties.  Ted goes more scorched Earth than scorched Earth.  Mark mentions yet another Matthew McConaughey movie.