What happens when late-night comedy meets mass hysteria? In this wickedly hilarious episode, the King of Chaos—yes, *that* smooth-voiced tormentor of souls—recounts how a simple joke by Johnny Carson in 1973 ignited a full-blown toilet paper apocalypse. From clueless shoppers to conspiracy theorists in Aisle 7, humanity once again proves that accountability is overrated and panic is a team sport.