Good evening, sinners. It is I—your boss, your ruler, the King of Darkness, the Emperor of Evil. Tonight, I bring you a tale of epic failure, historical irony, and infernal frustration.

Yes, I planned a war. A glorious, chaotic bloodbath.
What I got?
The Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896—the shortest war in human history. A whole 38 minutes. That’s not a battle, that’s an awkward coffee date.

In this episode, you’ll get:
⚔️ The real story behind the shortest war in history
🧠 How I whispered it all into motion—from political manipulation to palace destruction
💀 The comically small body count that ruined my day
🤡 Why Khalid bin Barghash ended up hiding like a kid in trouble with his mom
😈 And why I still lose sleep over this humiliating 19th-century speedrun

But before that? We start dark—with the fate of a pedophile whose soul I collected personally. A reminder that even I have limits... and special punishments for the most vile among you.

If you love bizarre history, dark satire, true crime meets the infernal, and stories told from the Devil’s perspective—you’re in the right hellish place.

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Good evening, sinners. It is I—your boss, your ruler, the Titan of Terror, the Foreman of Fear, the Sultan of Sin. And tonight, I’m here to set the record straight about one of history’s most *spectacular* meltdowns:
**The Salem Witch Trials.**
Spoiler alert: I wasn’t even there.

In this episode, we’ll dive into:
🩸 How a few attention-hungry girls sparked a town-wide moral breakdown
⚖️ The ridiculous "trials" that made Medieval logic look like rocket science
👻 The laughable use of “spectral evidence” (a.k.a. dream gossip) in court
🔥 And how you humans managed to destroy lives *without* my help

While I was busy watching nobles poison each other in Europe, Salem, Massachusetts went full chaos mode, accusing bakers, widows, and women with *too many cats* of being witches. No demons required—just fear, hypocrisy, and pure human ignorance.

And if you think we’ve outgrown that level of stupidity? Think again.

If you're into **dark humor**, **real history**, and **sinfully sharp storytelling**, then pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and welcome to damnation.

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Good evening, meatbags. It is I—your ruler, your nightmare, the BBQ pit boss of the underworld. And tonight, I bring you two deliciously wicked tales served hot off the flames of damnation:

🚗 First up, the soul of a drunk driver who turned his last sip into a deadly crash. A perfectly preventable death, but you humans love playing Russian Roulette with your lives. Lucky me.

🩸 But the main course? Oh, that’s a vintage delicacy...
Jack the Ripper.
Yes, that Jack. The one who carved through foggy London like it was his canvas. Ever wonder why he was never caught? Because he made a deal with me. And I delivered. Anonymity. Fear. Legend status. But as always, there’s a catch...

In this episode, you’ll hear:

The real reason Jack the Ripper vanished without a trace

The twisted terms of our infernal contract

How Jack’s eternal punishment is a fitting sequel to his earthly spree

And why YOU should always read the fine print when summoning demons

If you love dark humor, unsolved mysteries, true crime with a hellish twist, and stories told by the Prince of Chaos himself, you’ve just found your new favorite podcast.

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Good evening, sinners. It is I—your true ruler. The Beast. The one responsible for your car breaking down after payday and your BBL botch job that left you shaped like a rotisserie chicken.

Tonight, I bring you two stories soaked in vanity, filth, and chaos:
👙 First, the soul of an Instagram model desperate for validation and a bigger backside.
💩 Then, a journey to 1858 London, where I personally orchestrated The Great Stink—a hellish event that left Parliament gagging, the Thames fermenting, and humans finally realizing that shitting in your own drinking water might be...bad?

Spoiler: You haven’t learned a damn thing. You’ve just replaced sewage with social media and toxins with TikTok thirst traps.

✨ Featuring:

The hilarious rise and fall of Victorian sanitation

Joseph Bazalgette vs. literal poop

A devil’s take on BBL culture and influencer rot

Brutal truths about vanity, procrastination, and the garbage you feed your minds daily

If you're into wicked history, savage commentary, and storytelling that roasts both the past and your modern life—welcome to hell. You’re already on the guest list. 🔥

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Good evening, meatbags. I am your true final boss—not Shang Tsung, not M. Bison. I consume souls, stir chaos, and tonight, I’m here to tell you the TRUTH behind one of the most bizarre moments in human history: the Halley’s Comet Panic of 1910.

You’ll hear how I took a harmless celestial rock and turned it into a full-blown apocalypse scare—complete with “Anti-Comet Pills,” gas-proof umbrellas, and an underground vault full of foie gras. Oh yes, I made England lose its mind… all for profit, fear, and fun.

But that’s not all. I’ll also drag you through the tragic soul of a top drug dealer from Chicago—his rise, his fall, and why you humans cling to false escapes instead of facing your pain.

If you love dark satire, real historical scams, twisted morality tales, and the voice of your infernal overlord whispering secrets into your ears—this one’s for you.

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Welcome back, mortals. The Lord of Lies, Evil Incarnate, and Your Favorite Underworld Executive is here to give you the kind of true crime tale that even hell struggles to top.

This week, your demonic host recounts the twisted legacy of Judy Buenoano—a woman so cold-blooded, so cunning, and so seductive, she made serial killing look like a retirement plan. Known as the real-life Black Widow, Judy scammed, seduced, and slaughtered her way through husbands, boyfriends, and even her own disabled son—all for that sweet, sweet life insurance cash.

In this episode:

A vigilante’s tragic sacrifice and Satan’s thoughts on “simps”
Why seduction is hell’s favorite tool of manipulation
Judy Buenoano’s rise from small-time scammer to a murderer with a résumé
The devil’s inside scoop on Judy’s lovers, lies, and lethal ambition
How her execution in the electric chair was the perfect final act

Was she heartless?
Absolutely.
Was she brilliant?
Undeniably.
Was she one of Hell’s MVPs?
You’re damn right.

Trigger Warning: Infidelity, abuse, murder, and one truly cold-blooded woman. But hey—what did you expect from The CEO of Destruction?

Perfect for fans of:

Dark true crime podcasts
Killer women and psychological horror
Serial killer history with a supernatural twist
Sinister storytelling with gallows humor
The Devil’s perspective on humanity’s worst

What happens when the Devil gets outsmarted? In this fiery and twisted episode of The Forbidden One Speaks, your charmingly demonic host—The CEO of Destruction—shares two hellishly entertaining tales straight from the underworld's files.

First, witness justice in its most brutal form when a sadistic circus clown—infamous for abusing animals—meets his end in front of a live audience… mauled to death by his own mistreated tiger. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and maybe even cheer. And yes, the Devil *personally* collected that soul.

But the real main event?
The true origin story of blues legend Robert Johnson—and the actual crossroads deal that changed music history. Turns out, the Devil just wanted to have a quiet moment with his demons when Robert showed up bold, cocky, and ready to trade. He didn’t want riches. Not fame. Just unmatched guitar skills. The Devil obliged—but what he got in return was a soul too powerful to keep.

Find out how Robert Johnson:

Walked up to Satan without fear

Got a supernatural guitar upgrade

Played his way into legend—and out of damnation

Used music to slip past Hell’s grip

Is he dead? In hiding? Or still strumming from the shadows? One thing’s for sure: this is the story Hell doesn’t want you to hear.

For fans of:

Robert Johnson folklore
Crossroads legends
Dark humor and occult storytelling
Paranormal podcasts
Supernatural origin stories
True tales of music and myth

First, we travel to Uganda for the tale of a self-proclaimed prophet who used religion to seduce and manipulate women—until they turned the tables and "Caesar’d" him into the afterlife. His downfall? Pride, lust, and a few too many lies… all of which made him prime soul-snatching material for our infernal host.

Then, the devil dives deep into one of America's most infamous murder mysteries: the Lizzie Borden case. But forget what you think you know. Was it really Lizzie with the axe? Or was it the overworked, Irish maid Bridget Sullivan—with a little *satanic encouragement* and a lot of suppressed rage?

This episode delivers:

A cult leader exposed and executed by his followers
The untold story of Bridget Sullivan and the Borden murders
Demonic deals, lesbian affairs, religious manipulation, and Victorian-era scandal
Twisted humor straight from the depths of Hell

Perfect for fans of true crime with a paranormal twist, dark historical retellings, and satirical demon narratives.

Step into the shadows with "The Forbidden One" in this wickedly entertaining episode as your dark host recounts two spine-chilling tales of human folly and supernatural delight. First, discover the shocking true story of a deadly love triangle that ends in violence, betrayal, and soul collection — a real-life horror that’s part true crime, part dark comedy. Then, journey to a seemingly innocent girls' school in Kashasha, where laughter becomes a weapon, spreading like a plague in a real historical event twisted by a demonic touch.

Whether you're into dark humor, true crime with a paranormal twist, or bizarre tales from the abyss, this episode has it all:

Cheating, lies, and murderous rage
A haunting laughter epidemic that shook a nation
The devil’s perspective on humanity’s deepest flaws

Subscribe, share, and surrender your attention — your soul might be next.

What happens when late-night comedy meets mass hysteria? In this wickedly hilarious episode, the King of Chaos—yes, *that* smooth-voiced tormentor of souls—recounts how a simple joke by Johnny Carson in 1973 ignited a full-blown toilet paper apocalypse. From clueless shoppers to conspiracy theorists in Aisle 7, humanity once again proves that accountability is overrated and panic is a team sport.