Good evening, sinners. It is I—your boss, your ruler, the Author of Annihilation, the Architect of Horror, and the one who has zero fucks to give.

Tonight’s tale? One of my personal favorites. A story about greed, addiction, marketing genius—and cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

Long before it became America’s favorite soft drink, Coca-Cola was basically liquid crack, and guess who gave it that special kick? That’s right. Me.

In this devilishly addictive episode, I reveal:
🧪 How I whispered the original Coca-Cola recipe into John Pemberton’s ear
💊 Why it was packed with real cocaine—and why everyone loved it
🎹 How choirs sang like angels (or demons) and housewives vacuumed like Olympic sprinters
💉 How Coca-Cola almost became a sacrament… until the party crashed
📉 The shady cover-up and sad transition from demonic energy elixir to your average soda

And before that, we open with a soul-snatching tale from South America—where a drug kingpin learns the hard way that greed + cocaine + cops = one-way trip to my place.

This episode is part history, part roast, part cautionary tale, and 100% sinful entertainment.

So, if you're into:
⚰️ Shocking truths hidden in plain sight
📜 Dark history served with a laugh
😈 Unfiltered commentary from the Prince of Darkness himself

Then hit that Subscribe, Like, and Share button before your soul ends up next on my list.

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