Good evening, sinners. It is I—your boss, your ruler, the King of Darkness, the Emperor of Evil. Tonight, I bring you a tale of epic failure, historical irony, and infernal frustration.

Yes, I planned a war. A glorious, chaotic bloodbath.
What I got?
The Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896—the shortest war in human history. A whole 38 minutes. That’s not a battle, that’s an awkward coffee date.

In this episode, you’ll get:
⚔️ The real story behind the shortest war in history
🧠 How I whispered it all into motion—from political manipulation to palace destruction
💀 The comically small body count that ruined my day
🤡 Why Khalid bin Barghash ended up hiding like a kid in trouble with his mom
😈 And why I still lose sleep over this humiliating 19th-century speedrun

But before that? We start dark—with the fate of a pedophile whose soul I collected personally. A reminder that even I have limits... and special punishments for the most vile among you.

If you love bizarre history, dark satire, true crime meets the infernal, and stories told from the Devil’s perspective—you’re in the right hellish place.

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