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It’s time to head back to Hogwarts! While Harry can’t stop staring at the “horses,” Ginny can’t stop looking at “that woman” (and neither can Alice and Martha!). Luna needs to learn how to read the room, and Ron is quite rude as a result. A short page, but lots to discuss as always on this week’s One Page at a Time!

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Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s toast to Harry, his lack of a magical eye, and the Slytherins’ brazenness at the end of the fourth book. It may not be the parting of the ways, but if our hearts are pure and our aims are identical, it is still a great final chapter. 

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There’s a troll in the dungeon, and we thought you ought to know! Harry’s quick thinking and Ron’s lock-step direction make up for Hermione’s freeze-mode response! Alice and Martha also discuss everything there is to know about trolls in the Wizarding World. Happy Hallowe’en, everyone! 

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Alice and Martha discuss a Goblet of Fire scene in which Karkaroff corners Snape to discuss something absolutely top secret and baffling after Harry’s potions class. What could it possibly be?? If anyone asks what you’re doing while listening to this episode, just tell them you’re cleaning up armadillo bile. 

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Alice and Martha talk about “our” Great Aunt Muriel, the angry flamingo who is still reading everyone for filth at age 107. Though her last name is never mentioned and there’s a bit of a Charity Burbage effect with Muriel entering the series at book 6, it’s not even worth debating that she’s a better aunt than Aunt Marge!

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Charity Burbage makes her first appearance in the series in an extremely emotional moment for everyone who is attached to her. Plus, Snape shades Yaxley, Voldemort attempts a smile without lips, and a squat man gives a wheezy giggle. Oh, those Death Eaters know how to have fun! 

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Another monocle-wearing bombshell has entered the villa! Madam Bones presides over the Wizengamot while Harry stands trial and Dumbledore keeps him in the dark. Plus, Fudge has some interesting word choices, which lead to a better-than-average band/album name selection! 

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Our Real Weird Queen makes her first appearance on One Page at a Time, and Alice and Martha stand with Parvati and hope she stays, that woman! Malfoy does some sniping, Harry defends Hagrid, and the girls get a chance to bond with the unicorns on the 440th page of Goblet of Fire.

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Follow Alice and Martha up close as they dive into the Dementor’s maw, and Harry almost gets his first kiss. On this episode of One Page at a Time, explore dementors’ origins and Mary’s questionable wardrobe choices for Harry. 

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Happy birthday, Shandy and Alicia! That’s right, Alice and Martha’s second task prediction came true as Harry fights off green-bearded mermen to be a hero. What are the other champions playing at??

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