It’s back to the Potions classroom this week, as Ron pays the price for sloppy chopping and Draco milks his “injured arm.” Snape’s just trying his best to be happy, can you blame him for wanting to teach Ron a lesson? (Alice and Martha can). 

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Alice and Martha return to Sorcerer’s Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape’s refereeing. 

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Dumbledore’s phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets. 

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Alice and Martha return to the Hospital Wing, where the remaining professors (who haven’t been murdered like the headmaster) decide what to do with the school, even if there’s not a monster in the bowels of the castle.

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim close the book on Mike Newell’s magnum opus, discussing the credits of Goblet of Fire. 

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This week’s episode features Snape’s first speaking appearance, both in the books and in the One Page at a Time series. Alice and Martha discuss the wonderful pedagogy behind Snape’s Potions lesson as well as Seamus’s inherent charisma. Plus, find out which unlikely character is most like a bird!

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Something horrible has happened here! This page may not be pretty, but Alice and Martha find plenty to discuss about Slughorn’s “murder” scene. Harry plays detective, Slughorn has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. 

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Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s Tale at King’s Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper, 

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We are back to celebrate the holiday season in the realest and weirdest ways possible. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shandy to simulate a Secret Santa gift exchange with members of the Order of the Phoenix. Secondly (00:30:41), the sisters do a deep dive into all the mentions of the word “Christmas” in the Harry Potter series that do not include the classic Christmas gifts. And finally (01:01:56), Alice and Martha are joined by Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim) to Take Five minutes 55:00-60:00 of 2024’s classic film Red One!

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Alice and Martha tell a group of second-year girls about Sirius’s break-in – oh wait, that’s Ron! From Sirius’s ghastly visage to Ron’s ability to make him scamper, Ron’s tale is sure to impress on this week’s One Page at a Time. 

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