David is the WORST PLAYER in Big Brother history. That's it. That's the episode summary.

Oh also, almost every houseguest is playing way too hard right now. If I were in the house, I'd be so coooool and lowkey. CBS, I promise I'd be such a good player. Please return my calls. And Julie please stop calling the police when I'm in your driveway just trying get an audition. I think I'd win the show and you would definitely love my energy.