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By Sarge Hutch and Fabo
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The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.
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So...I (Sarge) took a trip to Vegas over the weekend and didn't edit this episode. My bad.
HOWEVER, we only missed one week of NFL Football, and now you're ready to break it all down with our most educational episode yet. Seriously.
Fabo started things off, blindly feeling his way through NFL analysis. He didn't suck at it! Then Hutch and Sarge gave their Super Bowl predictions. Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs(!!).
As usual, we segued all over the place and touched on a variety of topics like the ESPN Body Issue (with special guest appearance by Mrs. Sarge), Dwight Howard, Southwest Airlines and more.
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Welp...we recorded this a few weeks ago. Just getting it out now. Our bad.
Now...why would I still edit and publish this episode?
Well, first Fabo makes a shocking admission. Second, there is a great Dr. Sebi joke. Third, you have proof that we got the Jay Z/NFL situation right as it happened. We recorded this when the deal was put together and I'm proud to say our takes aged decently well.
This is a fun episode. Worth your time even though the sports takes are a little late.
We'll be back on schedule with our Hairlines Uninformed NFL Preview this week.
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Sports kind of cooled off for all of July there, and we took a break.
The Hairlines make their triumphant return in YEAR TWO of the podcast. We actually recorded this on our anniversary. Hooray us.
In this episode, we jumped in with the Reds/Pirates/Yasiel Puig baseball fight. Would you fight for a team that traded you earlier in the day?
We were quickly derailed in true Hairlines fashion and the show goes all over the place. We hit a few segues though, covering:
- Trent Williams refusing to play for Washington
- The Yankees
- Wisdom Teeth removal
- Getting into fights as kids
All over the place. Thanks for listening! More podcast gold on the way!
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Of course the Rockets and Thunder pulled off a HUGE trade while this episode was being edited :-(
And still we rise.
In this episode, we kick off the show talking about becoming our parents. We are truly washed. After that, we "officially" started by discussing the last major NBA story, Kawhi Leonard's power play in joining the LA Clippers.
From there, Hutch and Fabo commiserated about RJ Barrett's rocky start to his career with their beloved Knicks. They get into the specific parts of his game they hate the most so far. Why can't the Knicks ever do the right thing?
The most important development of this week is that the segues have returned **segue sound** We missed them as much as you did.
We segued beautifully into a few topics...the MLB Home Run Derby, Fixing Professional All-Star Games, the 5-Second, Flying Knee UFC Knockout, and Hutch tells us why all-you-can-eat restaurants are a scam.
Spoiler: They aren't.
Fun episode this week. We'll be back to discuss the Russell Westbrook trade, and any other wild news of the day next week.
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In this episode, the Hairlines talk NBA Free Agency. Namely, how are Hutch and Fabo handling their beloved Knicks singing 0 All-Stars despite $70 MILLION in cap room.
They claim to be handling it well. We discuss that and Sarge's revelation that, in terms of desirability for a free agent, the Knicks and Pistons are in the same boat. As you can imagine, the New Yorkers on the pod did not enjoy this.
We close out the show bouncing around the league talking about other signings, and Sarge talks about Hooping While Old.
To wrap up, Fabo tells a story about somebody getting peed on in MTA Subway Chronicles.
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Two episode week!
We know you missed us.
This week, the Hairlines kicked off the show by wrapping up the Finals, the moves around the NBA including Anthony Davis and Al Horford.
All of that was a set up for NBA Draft talk though. First, Matt Morgan <3 The best player from Cornell might get drafted(!!). Fabo claims he's CJ McCollum and would draft him in the first round(!!!!!).
We wrapped up the show with the first ever Receding Hairlines Mock Draft. "Which city would you most want to live in as the #1 pick." We didn't factor in the teams in those cities, just quality of life.
Fun episode as always. Lots of drops and segues.
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Ok...this one is on me (Sarge).
We actually recorded this episode two weeks ago...during The Finals. We talked about the matchups and what we thought would happen, but I cut all that out. Not sure if you heard, but Toronto won.
Instead, I left everything else we talked about including: Kawhi Leonard, Caribbean barbers, not knowing how to pronounce the company you work for, pickup basketball, Charles Barkley, and the travesty of the Spelling Bee.
Really fun episode. Especially since you already know what happened in the NBA.
Sorry about the sound quality :-(
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In this episode, the Hairlines kick off talking about Magic Johnson's second appearance on ESPN to defend himself against the latest Lakers drama.
We quickly pivot to Bronny James' (LeBron James' kid) Instagram. Why do 14 year olds do such dumb things? We answer that question by telling the dumbest stories of our youth.
Find out why Fabo was banned from AOL, and why Sarge was banned from Pay-per-View :-/
We wrap up the show talking about the Finals and why Fabo is (incorrectly) predicting the Raptors to win.
Quick episode this week. We told a bunch of stories that would get us fired, so they are on the cutting room floor. WELP!
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Until next week!
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Slight production delay thanks for the holiday. You now have Hairlines in your queue for Memorial Day though. You're all welcome!
In this episode we talk about Magic Johnson's petty appearance on First Take. When is the last time he logged into his online banking?
After that, Fabo decided to rearrange the calendar to his liking. Welcome to Fabe-uary!
We talked about the NBA Playoffs, the Mets, Juwan Howard returning home to Michigan, and Hutch gives us all our NBA player comps from the NBA Combine measurements. Shout out to Sherron Collins.
Fun episode. We'll be back (on time) next week!
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In this week's episode, the Hairlines watch the NBA Lottery live together.
Hutch and Fabo are lifelong New York Knick fans and would sell their kidneys for Zion Williamson on their teams...things did not turn out well.
Basically, this episode is them gradually melting down, mixed with some observations of the Lottery and finally a deflated finish.
Zion Williamson to the New Orleans Pelicans...who asked for this?
Anyway, it's a fun episode with lots of (understandable) cursing. You have been warned!
Until next week!
The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.