For my longtime friend Kerri - I'm so sorry the music is a bit loud in the background I wanted to re-read your shit but.. I felt these messages needed to be shared. 🙏🙏💗🙏🙏

Donate to my organization and Amy will sing a song about you . I think ? Idefk

Please support my shit . I'll send you a.free roku

I mean.... the title gives it away.

Okay so you're feeling really down you want to give up and some douche spelled two cups of milk on your shit but it's going to be okay you're going to shampoo it again everything's going to be fine

4th times a charm. Ffs ! Your fkn mother broke ya cups aaaaagain and so you went to buy some but you couldn't afford that shit so you saw a nun and asked for help but idefk and then you wanted to cut off your own penis ? Welp. 🤷

Okay so .. you are a charasmatic .. Mistique... Dude who loves wheel of fortune ..and f the haters. Buy a vowel do what ya gotta do. Happy birthday

Garage sale etiquette. God damn it Cheryl!!!!

So you're watching wheel of fortune with your so-called lover but they are a whoring behind yo back...you can solve the puzzles on your own so go take them for all their worth and take your Valtrex I don't know . Blessed fkn be.

So... You are a close minded business person and you watch wheel of fortune and you won't let the queen bitch help you with solving the puzzles? And...you need to tip and stop being a pussy and realize you are your pw. Problem..I think that sums it up.