The Register Kettle

The Register Kettle

By Chris Williams, The Register, Nicole Hemsoth Prickett, Tobias Mann, Iain Thomson, Brandon Vigliarolo, Tom ClaburnBusinessNewsTechnology
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The Register Kettle episodes

  • There's no silver bullet for ransomware, no matter what anyone says

    Believe us, we wish there was a simple solution that could stop ransomware dead in its tracks for good. But there is no such solution, no matter what someone might tell you or sell you. There is a debate to be had over the effectiveness of ransom payment demands, and whether a ban would work. Today we discuss that, the deplorable tactics criminals are turning to to put extra pressure on victims, and more.

    17 min
  • What AI copyright fights are really about: Human labor versus machines

    Takeaways
     

    • The New York Times lawsuit against OpenAI and Microsoft is a significant case in the copyright issues surrounding AI.
    • Bringing AI companies to account for copyright infringement is a complex and ongoing challenge.
    • Different countries have different approaches to AI copyright, with China recognizing AI-generated images for copyright protection.
    • The complexity of copyright laws and the interplay with AI technology require new legislation to address the issues.
    • The future of AI copyright is uncertain, and it may take years to reach a resolution.
    19 min
  • When it comes to AMD's latest AI chips it's follow the money, and the memory

    Over the last week AMD has been extolling the virtues of its latest kit, including the MI300 which Su's crew claim is the fastest AI processing package on the market.

    The market for AI accelerators is projected to reach $400 billion by 2027 and Nvidia and AMD are the two biggest ponies in the race. With a forecast $400 billion in sales up for grabs in the next four years, this could be a very lucrative duopoly unless someone else shakes up the market.

    Which is going to be difficult, since it's not just a matter of building a faster processor. Memory is much more important for AI workloads and packaging the units is also a major bottleneck that suppliers are struggling to deal with. As it is almost all of 2024's chip runs from both partners have probably been reserved by customers.

    The Next Platform's co-editor Timothy Prickett Morgan and The Register's own Tobias Mann were both on the ground in Santa Clara for the launches and share their take on the new technology, and how the market is going to develop. It's clear the supply shortage isn't going to clear in the next year or so, and are AMD and Nvidia in a rush to see things change? Warning: May contain sarcasm.

    Moderation is provided by The Register's US editor Iain Thomson and the show, and its accompanying podcast, is by our Deputy Editor in Chief (and The Next Platform's co-founder) Nicole Hemsoth Prickett. If you'd like to catch up on earlier editions there's an archive here.

    19 min
  • To be, or not to be, in the office. Has returning to work stalled?

    The shift to hybrid working is going to have massive repercussions, not only on the lives of laborers but on interpersonal relationships, city structures, commercial real estate and the pension funds that depend on it, and the lives of billions. Many employees - particularly new ones - have sometimes never met their coworkers and so lack the crucial knowledge that only comes from personal contact.

    There are also security concerns about more staff being remote, although earlier predictions of a criminals' field day appear not to have borne fruit. These and other issues on this shift to a fully hybrid model are chewed over by four Register vultures. Full disclosure: We're all working from home today.

    Joining us from the UK in his man shed at the bottom of the garden is Richard Speed, security editor Jessica Lyons Hardcastle shares her experiences, and remote devotee Brandon Vigliarolo. Moderating is Iain Thomson and you can get the audio-only podcast version on your usual channels. You can also catch up on earlier editions here. ®

    16 min
  • What is the future of Twitter / X after Musk's profane advertiser smackdown?

    The billionaire tycoon was irate that Apple, IBM, Comcast, and others have pulled their ads from Twitter, aka X, and claimed this boycott could kill the social network.

    As journos following these big names in tech, and knowing all too well what it's like navigating the internet's seas with advertising dollars as the wind in our sails, we got together to analyze Musk's situation and outlook.

    On today's 16-minute show we have, clockwise from top left in the thumbnail, vultures Thomas Claburn, Brandon Vigliarolo, Chris Williams, and host Iain Thomson. 

    17 min
  • Tech Predictions for 2024: Wrong Answers Only

    The other day we challenged our fine Register readers to share their top technology predictions for 2024 – though with wrong answers only. The best suggestion will win an old ugly Microsoft-themed Christmas sweater.

    You can check out that contest here: it's got about a couple of hundred comments already, and we'll pick the winner at the end of the week. Feel free to dive in and take part. Think of it as an antidote to all the bleedin' obvious IT forecasts we're about to be buried in as the year draws to a close.

    For this latest Kettle, we decided to go through some of our favorite reader submissions so far – there's no final decision yet – make a few of our own terrible predictions for the next 12 months, and generally blow off some steam about this year's news.

    19 min
  • OpenAI meltdown: Where does this leave the upstart, Microsoft, and you?

    By now you've probably all seen the drama at OpenAI unfolding: CEO Sam Altman being fired by the board, attempts to woo him back, attempts by Microsoft to hire him and his staff, who have threatened to quit.

    We've summarized the situation here, though as it's a fast-moving, evolving story, anything could happen in the next half hour. We got out vultures together to analyze what this means for OpenAI and Microsoft users, what this means for AI in general, and more.

    You can replay our catch-up below – or listen in via your favorite podcast distributor: RSS and MP3, Apple, Amazon, Spotify, and Google.

    On today's show we have Iain Thomson as the host, Chris Williams, Brandon Vigliarolo, Tobias Mann, and Drew Cullen. This episode was produced and edited by Nicole Hemsoth Prickett. You can find previous Kettle shows right here. ®

    19 min
  • China chip blockade woes are only going to get worse, for a while

    The last two US administration have been steadily ratcheting up the limits of what kind of chips can be sold in China over fears that the hardware, and the equipment to make it domestically, could help support Chinese military and AI systems. With a lot of diplomatic arm twisting other countries were persuaded to join in and this month the US banned more types of chip sales.

    That said, some manufacturers aren't exactly playing ball and are designing chipsets slightly below the allowed limits, but which can also be purchased in bulk and used at scale - something China has proved adept at. There's also sanctions busting, to ease short-term pressures in some cases. You can see the whole session below.

    However, in the long term it looks inevitable that China will develop its own advanced chip technology, given the many billions it has invested in the project. It's like a question of when, not if, and it's a slightly extended Kettle as there's a lot to cover..

    Clockwise from the top left we have Tobias Mann, Chris Williams, Simon Sharwood, and Iain Thomson. Our producers were Nicole Hemsoth Prickett and junior producer, Mia Prickett (5) who thinks Simon talks funny. 

    19 min

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What's a kettle, you ask? Why a group of vultures in flight, of course. News, insights, analysis, and overall chatter around what's happening in the broader world of IT. With hosts Iain Thomson, Chris…