The Relationship Sommelier

What is it like dating through social media?

It isn’t your fault sis.

We love them. They drive us crazy. We can’t live without them and the older the more we act like them. We don’t have all the answers, but we certainly have opinions!

What’s the true tea about all this astrology nonsense? Do you believe in it? Is it accurate? Does it read you for filth? We don’t have all the answers, but we certainly have opinions!

Learn how to apologize already. We don’t have all the answers but we certainly have opinions!

Sister, sister! What’s your sibling relationship like? All y’all ride? Did they always get you in trouble or snitch on you? We don’t have all the answers but we certainly have opinions.

Do people, specifically women, need to go through the “hoe” phase? And why is it even called a hoe phase to begin with? We don’t have all the answers, but we certainly have opinions.

Hopefully, you aren’t the friend that doesn’t get invited on vacation because you’re difficult to travel with. We all know that friend. We love em but they gotta stay home. We don’t have all the answer but we certainly have opinions!

When will y’all stop telling all these lies to strangers on the internet that don’t even actually matter? And why must you vent via social media? That’s what journals are for. We don’t have all the answers but we certainly have opinions.

What happens when your significant other brings a new friend of the opposite sex around? Are you cool with it or nah? We don’t have all the answers but we certainly have opinions.