A Burt brace, Sean Dyche is the Blues In The News headliner, Rotherham and The Reytons. Sir Keir Starmer submits a motion for the QKC before we build our Deedar Bastard XI and a Whelan Fortuné. Northampton, Swindon and West Ham join the S.H.I.T:

0. Mansfield Town

1. Rotherham United

2. Sheffield Wednesday

3. Sheffield United

4. Notts County

5. Nottingham Forest

6. Manchester City

7. Gillingham

8. Manchester United

9. Oldham Athletic

10. Chelsea

11. Stevenage

12. Brighton & Hove Albion

13. Tottenham Hotspur

14. Stockport County

15. Cardiff City

16. Ebbsfleet United

17. Eastleigh

18. Wealdstone

19. Barnet

20. Leeds United

21. Luton Town

22. Bradford City

23. Port Vale

24. Walsall

25. Ipswich Town

26. Preston North End

27. Wigan Athletic

28. Blackburn Rovers

29. FC Halifax Town

30. Rochdale

31. Bury