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🌞🎙️ Brace yourselves, Brighton — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show has rolled into town like a glittery sausage on roller skates! 🎙️🌞
That’s right, Episode 10 is here, and we’ve officially hit the seaside. Brighton, the land of pebbles, pier-based chaos, and questionable fashion choices, is now home to the most gloriously unhinged breakfast podcast in existence. If you thought things were weird before… oh honey, you haven’t seen anything yet.
🎙️ Leading the madness is Retro Mike Kennedy, the podcast equivalent of Jesus — if Jesus wore neon socks, told dad jokes, and had a deep emotional connection to cereal mascots. He’s here to spread the gospel of trivia, puns, and games that make absolutely no sense. Miracles? He once turned a stale croissant into a quiz buzzer. Close enough.
đź‘‘ Team Captains Who Deserve a Medal (or a nap):
- Wanted Joe – Still wanted, still Joe, still convinced that every game is a trap. He’s got the energy of a man who’s just eaten three jelly babies and a regret sandwich.
- Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of chaos. She’s the only person who can knit a scarf, insult a contestant, and win a round — all at the same time. She’s here to keep the team in line and possibly start a turf war with the Brighton seagulls.
🧸 Special Guests Who Raise More Questions Than Answers:
- Luke – He is definitely not a child. He’s a fully grown man. He pays taxes. He drives a car. He owns a briefcase. And yet… we keep tripping over his toys. He’s got the mind of a champion and the floor of a nursery.
- Adrien – Our foreign correspondent with an obsession for dodgy TV programmes and sausages. He once tried to pitch a show called CSI: Sausage Division. It was rejected. But fear not — sausages make a triumphant return in this episode, and Adrien is already emotionally invested.
🎮 New Game Alert: Fortune Families! Totally original. Absolutely not a rip-off of Family Fortunes. No resemblance whatsoever. In Fortune Families, contestants must guess what 100 imaginary people said in response to completely nonsensical questions.
So grab your sunhat, your sarcasm, and your lowest expectations — because this isn’t just a quiz show. It’s a full-blown seaside fever dream with glitter, gravy, and games that legally shouldn’t exist.
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By Retro Mike Kennedy🌞🎙️ Brace yourselves, Brighton — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show has rolled into town like a glittery sausage on roller skates! 🎙️🌞
That’s right, Episode 10 is here, and we’ve officially hit the seaside. Brighton, the land of pebbles, pier-based chaos, and questionable fashion choices, is now home to the most gloriously unhinged breakfast podcast in existence. If you thought things were weird before… oh honey, you haven’t seen anything yet.
🎙️ Leading the madness is Retro Mike Kennedy, the podcast equivalent of Jesus — if Jesus wore neon socks, told dad jokes, and had a deep emotional connection to cereal mascots. He’s here to spread the gospel of trivia, puns, and games that make absolutely no sense. Miracles? He once turned a stale croissant into a quiz buzzer. Close enough.
đź‘‘ Team Captains Who Deserve a Medal (or a nap):
- Wanted Joe – Still wanted, still Joe, still convinced that every game is a trap. He’s got the energy of a man who’s just eaten three jelly babies and a regret sandwich.
- Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of chaos. She’s the only person who can knit a scarf, insult a contestant, and win a round — all at the same time. She’s here to keep the team in line and possibly start a turf war with the Brighton seagulls.
🧸 Special Guests Who Raise More Questions Than Answers:
- Luke – He is definitely not a child. He’s a fully grown man. He pays taxes. He drives a car. He owns a briefcase. And yet… we keep tripping over his toys. He’s got the mind of a champion and the floor of a nursery.
- Adrien – Our foreign correspondent with an obsession for dodgy TV programmes and sausages. He once tried to pitch a show called CSI: Sausage Division. It was rejected. But fear not — sausages make a triumphant return in this episode, and Adrien is already emotionally invested.
🎮 New Game Alert: Fortune Families! Totally original. Absolutely not a rip-off of Family Fortunes. No resemblance whatsoever. In Fortune Families, contestants must guess what 100 imaginary people said in response to completely nonsensical questions.
So grab your sunhat, your sarcasm, and your lowest expectations — because this isn’t just a quiz show. It’s a full-blown seaside fever dream with glitter, gravy, and games that legally shouldn’t exist.