The Rewatch Party

The Rewatch Party 243 - Batman Returns (1992)


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It's the Christmas Episode!  

(To the tune of The Christmas Song)

Penguins roasting in the sewer pipes,

Black fish goop on Danny’s chin,
Scary clowns with their guns all ablaze,
and folks get thrown through high windows,

Everybody knows

A Batmobile with jet exhaust
Helps to make the season bright,
Catwoman flips, cracks, and struts through the pain,
Walken won't sleep well tonight

He knows that Batman’s on his way,

He's loaded lots of neat new weapons that don't slay
And every Gotham goon will stop and whine
To see ask setting clowns on fire counts as "fine"

And so we’re offering this simple phrase

from Burton back in ninety-two,
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
It's a nightmare dressed in latex at the zoo

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