In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there will be a brief grahammar lesson which is frankly boring as hell, We discuss the ethical implications of the possibility of sentient legs, and now, for a short PSA; sometimes when your kyber hard it's okay to sense yourself. So pull up a chair and have a seat because this podcast will exist forever. 

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In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we learn the value of all manner of war time contributions; from te unflappable general to the noble cuck, amazing sci-fi names come to us from the ether, and we, at long last, are granted the opportunity to hear what Jar Jar Binks would sound like on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because this is another super duper episode of The Rewriter's Room.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Dr. Rev. Ackbar finally meets our heroes and loses his shirt in the process, we figure out what Yoda has been up to this whole time (we kinda forgot to put him in the movie), and Graham schools his co-hosts on what a panel van is. So pull up a chair, sit the F**k down and listen to our thing.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room get ready for bad improv and worse puns, freaky space monsters run awry, and  a city gets banged into rubble. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because it's good for friends to touch crystal tips.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there's something fishy happening on Kamino but we need to put a little more flaky meat on that story line because it's a little fin, Ackbar flounders on what to do since he feels so gillty about the assassination even though he manages to sway opinion with all of his trout. So pull up a crate and have a seat because we're finally all on the same boat.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's bonus episode of The Rewriter's Room we celebrate 10 episode by trashing Kathleen Kennedy, Palpatine shoots jam and it somehow becomes a child, and the only good behind the scenes documentaries are w/ Bob and David and Frozen 2. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Nicole Kidman is about to change the game.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we offer a crash course in how to be a sexy long haired pilot (maybe crash isn't the best word to use), Anakin and Obi-Wan throw a wild naked part with all of the other aristocrats, and we decide to replace all of the good scenes were not qualified to write with title cards. So pull up a chair and have a seat because we're starting to not suck at this.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we know what you really want to hear about; body dandruff, the Death Star is missing one incredible feature; spinning light sabers, and lasers really are best used for poking. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because you're not gonna believe this shit without hearing it for yourself.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room the house is quite visible, we draw inspiration form the novelization of Finding Nemo, and we ruminate on how to depict galactic scale douchebaggery. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it's time to learn about the clones and the bees.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/

In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham experiences deep crushing humiliation, teenage Han Solo falls in love with 9 year old Leia, and we wonder why it is that everyone who married Bale Organa is sad. So pull up a chair and have a seat because it turns out that Obi-Wan has a whole litany of names that he hasn't been called in a while.

 --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/