A Florida man on meth attacks a car wash with an ax, the latest from the Iran conflict, Gene Simmons calls out politics in Hollywood, Gavin Newsome's wife has been taking a payoff, an American wins the LA Marathon for the first time since 1994, RFK Jr. has declared war on sugary coffee drinks, and Team USA is kicking butt in the World Baseball Classic...

President Trump spoke yesterday about the conflict in Iran, a third explosive has been found in New York, Mamdani blames white people for the attempted bombing, the lead singer of BOSTON dead at 60, crazy arrests that are completely satisfying, A.I. robots are moving in with elderly New Yorkers, and more flying fatigue...

Former presidents go rogue at Jessie Jackson's funeral, a Southwest flight was forced to land due to a bomb threat, pipe bombs near Mamdani's mansion, President Trump says Iran's new leader "won't last long" if he doesn't cooperate, Luigi Mangioni "The Musical" is actually moving forward, Jeff Bezos's wife is now a children's book author, and Madonna is partnering with Dolce & Gabbana on a one of a kind bridal lingerie line...yikes...

Britney Spears arrested for DUI, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is out, Gwyneth Paltrow's company launches "Iran Peace Kit", Girl Scouts post up near pot dispensaries, a wild cartel story, and the time change is this weekend...

US uses torpedo to sink Iranian ship, Tim Walz busted for fraud, Camel beauty pageants include botox, you can get kicked off a plane for not using headphones, and there’s a new trend that involves parents feeding their kids sticks of raw butter...

Jasmine Crockett loses Texas primary, the State department works to get stranded Americans home from the middle east, a teen had to be hospitalized after attempting the viral “fire-breathing challenge”, more billionaires are leaving California, and a hotly debated "Dear Abby" article...

Videos of the closed-door depositions of Bill and Hillary Clinton were released yesterday, Burger King wants its employees to be more polite, the Smoothie King debacle, Apple announces a new "affordable" phone, Paramount + and HBO MAX will become one, the conflict between the United States, Israel, and Iran entered its third day, and a Florida man is found stuck in mud up to his shoulders...

United States and Israel launched a joint attack on Iran on Saturday, three people were killed and 14 others were injured in a shooting in Austin, Megan Rapinoe whines about the US men's hockey team, Clinton depositions, a ten year old boy in China sues his dad, Neil Sedaka passed away, and Daylight saving time is almost here...

The media fails to bait another female hockey player, a model claims she's denied health insurance because of her weight, Tampa International Airport tries to sway the dress code, more massive fraud uncovered in Minnesota, Hillary Clinton sat for a closed-door deposition yesterday regarding her connection to Epstein, and coffin meditation is becoming popular in Japan...

Millions of iPhone users are under the threat of a fake calendar app scam, more food contamination warnings, mental breakdowns around the country in reaction to President Trump's SOTU address, strange things people do to avoid extra calories, and a confrontation with Cuban border troops...