More people are triggered by American Eagle's blue jeans ad, Kamala Harris says she will NOT run for governor of California, an energy drink accidentally laced with vodka, more details on the violence in the Cincinnati, Bill Gates is building a yacht, and a pastor sells crypto to his congregation...

Katy Perry went on a date with the former Prime Minister of Canada, more fragile people are triggered by an actress in a pair of jeans, a boyfriend proposes 43 times to his girlfriend, everyone has hemorrhoids, two notes were found from the NYC shooter, a tsunami warning in Hawaii following an 8.8 earthquake in Russia, and WNBA All-Star recently lost her wig during a game...

Mass shooting in NYC, American Eagle is getting complaints for their latest ad, a pizzeria apologizes after serving a pie laced with THC, a Ryanair passenger cries after being denied boarding, Arnold Schwarzenegger dabbles in real estate, people say President Trump cheats at golf, and Jim Cramer lets an expletive loose on CNBC...

A kid gets his driver's license after watching instructional videos on YouTube, a plane departing Denver airport was forced to abort takeoff after plane fills with smoke, Jeff Bezos wants to buy CNBC, a married couple is mysteriously killed in an Arkansas state park, Astronomer hires Gwyneth Paltrow as their spokesperson, and Rick's cowboy weekend in Miami...

The passing of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, the secret plot of the Russian collusion hoax thickens, new research says exercise doesn't help as much as diet, a Tennessee school district says a doctor's note will no longer excuse absences, and a model's budget butt implant falls out...

Uber is rolling out a new feature for women only, Microsoft has weird plans for manure, Tulsi Gabbard presents evidence in the Russian collusion hoax, Pod Save America hosts respond to Hunter Biden's recent insults, Amazon warns its customers about a pervasive new phishing scam, and a new app lets you rent your pool to strangers...

More admissions from within NPR, Mark Zuckerberg expands his massive Hawaiian compound by 1000 acres, another idiot tries to use an airplane's emergency exit door mid-flight, Kamala Harris celebrates the anniversary of her failed campaign, and Gen Z doesn't use greetings when answering the phone...

More on the Russian collusion hoax that now implicates Obama, Lauren's boyfriends before Bezos, Hunter Biden says Joe was on Ambien during dismal debate performance, data shows The Colbert Report's falling revenue may have led to its end, and squirrels invade a North Dakota town...

New documents detail Obama's involvement in the Russian collusion hoax, Katy Perry is left dangling from a set piece during one of her recent concerts, golf gets exciting after a bat flies into the broadcast booth at the British Open, the Coldplay kiss-cam moment that has captured the internet, and Rick shares a nightmare about Smokestack...

All the funny parts of the ESPY'S, Ireland has put their citizens last, a CEO gets called out at a Coldplay concert for having an affair, Trump calls for Pam Bondi to release cleared files on Epstein, New Yorkers say they don't want a communist mayor, people are crying over the defunding of PBS, a health update on the president, and another sex doll is mistaken for a dead body...