On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, Veronica's brand-new daddy issue, and Edgar's endgame.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the merits of Archie's boxing career, whether Veronica REALLY owns that gym, and why Hal is the most not dead person ever.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin poke holes in The Farm, talk a lot about teeth, and do a deep dive into the plot of Rocky.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the opening of Hiramland, Chad Michael Murray's official crowning as a Hot Dad of Riverdale, and why all the Riverdale parents hate their kids.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin head back to casino night, try to count the gangs, and share disappointments about Cheryl.

John and Kaitlin want to express their deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Luke Perry.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni.

Sending love to Luke Perry!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Reggie's not-ideal plan, Penelope's confusing worldview, and the latest Gargoyle King development.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speculate the future of Hiramland, talk Nana Blossom apologists, and consider whether we'd join The Farm.