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  • 0618 THE TOILET PAPER FIGHT THAT MEETS POPE RODHAM AND TERRY BRADSHAW
    It looks as if animalia will get things going on the show...We bring you the important news...Arnold Schwarzenegger is jealous of his son Patrick...All he can do is talk about his son naked...He also did knock up Mildred the maid...If you are going to have some tequila, do not wipe out a horse...That is what a woman in South Carolina did...A reporter could barely get through a turkey fire kitchen story...If you can't handle that, then that is the way the cookie crumbles...What type of drug do you have to be on to put 15 hard-boiled eggs back there? We now know 15 hard-boiled eggs are a back door dozen...A 100-year-old man competes in bodybuilding contests...He actually won the contest...Another senior was arrested for attacking cops naked...The parents of one of the victims of R. Kelly says their daughter is still captive under him even though he is in jail...Food Network star Anne Burrell passed away at the age of 55 yesterday...A 65 year old dump truck driver lost control on I40 and crashed into a construction site...Kelsey Grammer is 70 and is having his eighth child...We spent five minutes dissecting his body...Scientists at Oxford University say you should have the toilet paper roll hanging under...Then an hour of your calls came flowing in...Sheesh...Terry Bradshaw had quite the meltdown on social media...He was very upset that the TSA took him to the back room and gave him a real once over...Seven men from Los Angeles are being charged in connection with the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history...Netflix is opening a chain of entertainment venues. Netflix House will open near Philadelphia, Dallas, and in Las Vegas. Pope Leo XIV is reportedly related to several celebrities and politicians. According to the “New York Times,” genealogists discovered he shares a bloodline with Justin Bieber and Madonna. Do you want some of Ozzie's DNA? Well, the company Liquid Death has cans drunk by him that you can purchase and clone down the road...A woman brought liquor into a bar and when they kicked her out, she came back with a shotgun...You can bring your liquor while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!








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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 54 min
  • 0617 RIZZO AND JEFF FEATURED BIT OF THE DAY LISTENER COURT
    NEW SPECIAL FEATURED BIT OF THE DAY: LISTENER COURT

       A school is going viral for only allowing one clap at graduation for each student...That took us to Listener Court...Should you be able to clap as much as you want or should clap's be limited to make all kids feel ok..

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    16 min
  • 0617 ONE CLAP RIZZO AND BABY DRINKING WITH DAD GETS US GOING TODAY!!!
    One clap for The Rizzo & Jeff Show to get things going this morning...Have you ever met a man that looks like an olive loaf? Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A principal wrote 443 letters to all of his students at the end of the year...Are we sure it is not autopen? We play the most miserable woman in the world...Or maybe not...She ran down her list of people who are the worst people in the world...A man pranked a homeless man by asking him for a job reference and then making stuff up about embezzlement...Can you not gun down your father on Father's Day? That is what one guy did this past weekend...The father is still alive...Speaking of fathers, a father is under arrest for giving his child beer and laughing about it when the cops approached him...Did your parents rub alcohol on your gums as a kid?...Let's take a little Paregoric and get ready for the JNN...The lawyers for R. Kelly are claiming that he was given too much medication in solitary confinement and he overdosed...The doctor who supplied Ketamine to Matthew Perry has pleaded guilty to supplying it...Donald Trump is coming out with his own cell phone and his own Instapot...A school is going viral for only allowing one clap at graduation for each student...That took us to Listener Court...Should you be able to clap as much as you want or should clap's be limited to make all kids feel ok...A woman was crop dusted in a store and went online and cried for two minutes about it...She had a real breakdown...A guy was shot in the junk during the LA riots and the doctor told him that it is somewhat fixed and to come see him in 5-8 days...We take you to Florida and introduce you to 72 year old Samuel Lee Thomas who called the police over 3400 times this year on his neighbors...The Diddy freak off tapes were shown in court and met with some giggles and intrigue...Do NOT yell bomb on a plane like a guy did in Seattle...It shut down the whole airport...Barbara Streisand can't remember if she got it on with Warren Beatty...We hope you can remember to listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!







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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 41 min
  • 0616 RIZZO & JEFF: MOLLY RINGWOLD, SMEELY PAPA JOHNS GUYS AND BREAKFAST CONDIMENTS
    Quiet Riot is not that quiet...That is what the streets are saying...We get rolling with Opening Audio on this Monday...Who would have thought that two grown men would bond over a kitty? A cop pulled over a man for speeding and a kitty came up to them...The guy got off with a warning...Candace Cameron does not allow horror movies in her house because she thinks it opens up a demonic portal...Jeremy Hartman tried to steal bottles of alcohol at a casino and when he was caught, he asked to use the bathroom and lit a firework in the toilet...We had to give you audio of the man who is the friend of the Minnesota shooter...He cried like a baby and ate a whole Shaq-A-Roni and then washed it down with a Papadia...Molly Ringwald is taking credit for the song Don't you forget about me from Simple Minds...The Minnesota shooter will be in court today and has a $5 million bail...His bellowing friend was the star of the show...A juror was dismissed in the Diddy trial on Friday, and the defense is objecting to it...Goliath who is a 135 year old Galapagos tortoise had a baby on Father's Day...Will Smith had some new music that dropped over the weekend...The song is called Pretty Girls...Man was it a tough listen...A 52-year-old man named William Bartholomew was arrested after he robbed a convenience store while wearing a WWE Shaw...Ketchup on eggs? Do you, do it? Maybe some Cholula? In Iowa they fry the eggs in bacon grease...All of our big backs came to play this morning...A woman came home from work to find her boss in her bed...He had been there 32 times practicing his hip gyrations...We thought listener Bart died...He is alive...Nick Cannon chartered a plane on Sunday to visit his 12 kids all over the country...There is a lifeguard shortage in America...We learn how to make a dishwasher steak...A man was a helicopter traffic reporter and while his mic was accidentally left on, he confessed how he is in a loveless marriage...Shout out to the "power man"...He saved a woman whose car overturned and he pulled her from the wreck...Police shot a woman after she shot at a repo man who tried to repossess her car...You can repossess this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show and give it a listen!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 54 min
  • 0613 TV DADS AND THE DESIRE TO FAKE SEIZURES TO GET A PONY RIDE FROM MEN ALL OVER...
    Pump pump pump it up...Rizzo put on his New Balance shoes and crew socks to kick off the show this morning...Ready for some Spaceballs? Rick Moranis is coming back and so is Spaceballs...There is no Barf though...Can we stop with getting close to Bison? A mother is going viral for taking a picture with a bison...Let's not gore a baby...A man who works for a Family Dollar was arrested after he chased down a shoplifter and shot him in the backside...You have got to give it to Billy Ray Cyrus for pulling Elizabeth Hurley at 63 years old...If it doesn't work out we think Lance Bass or Neil Patrick Harris will work out for her...Shout out to our big back community...There are some new Chick-Fil-A sandwiches...Also there are Baconator flavored Cheez-Its...Final tasks of the I-26 project will be in the works in the coming weeks...Ex-WR Antonio Brown has a warrant out for his arrest for attempted murder after an incident that occurred last month...A man on Reddit is known as the fake seizure man...He fakes seizures so that he can have men get on top of him and mount him...Cicadas can kill...A few weeks ago Rizzo caught heat for killing cicadas with oven cleaner...Now we have a story about a cicada that caused a rollover car crash and almost killed someone...TV dads...Cosby? Winslow? Who do you choose? A teacher in Colorado gave kids weed brownies as a prize...Where were these teachers when we were in school? A customer was hurt at Rizzo's favorite Hot Spot in Woodfin after an altercation with an employee...Ramen has a new flavor for Cup-o-Noodles and it is dill pickle flavor...A massive great white shark is lurking in the waters off North Carolina’s Outer Banks...It is 14ft long and weighs over 1600lbs...While you're driving to the Outer Banks, you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
















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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 49 min
  • 0612 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW TALK 70'S NUDE & PASS IT ON TREND AND THE 4 MIN IN AND OUT #2'ER
    Brian Wilson didn't make it...We start by honoring the founding father of The Beach Boys...There is dedication to your job...And then there is dedication to your job...A woman faked a car crash while a scammer was trying to take her credit card info...After she said she was in the crash he kept trying to get the info...Dolly Parton admitted to streaking on Tom Jones front lawn back in the 1970's...Then we got into a convo about how streaking was a trend in the mid 1970's...We then head to the Dollar Tree, where a car drove through the front and ran over a 97-year-old and a 76-year-old...There was an incident at a discount clothing store where a man who was in and out within four minutes after he left a number 2 in the shoe aisle...Then the stories came in about similar situations...A funeral director blamed his raging alcoholism on the fact he hid bodies in his backyard in a hearse...He also mixed up ashes...It looks as if the war between Elon Musk and President Trump has come to an end...We lost Brian Wilson and Ananda Lewis from MTV yesterday...Who will be #3...Who are the awful people that robbed an Animal Rescue in Haywood County...A teacher was fired after her OnlyFans was found and the students were sharing it with each other...Should we get an OnlyFans and rub each other with Grey Poupon? The 2025 Senior Games are about to kick off in Des Moines, IA...We went through the list of activities to see which ones Jeff could compete in...We have three peeping tom stories...One guy recorded his fellow co-workers with a pen camera in the bathroom...A dentist had a camera in a water bottle in an employee only bathroom...A man put a spy camera in a sleep disorder center...How about paying it backwards...That is what a guy did at a drive-thru...A man from The Villages decided to take a pee on spam and vienna sausages at Sam's Club...Another person was gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park...An Air India flight headed for London crashed with over 240 people on board...A kid who Rizzo thought won a gorilla calling contest was actually a turkey calling contest...A man stole a truck with $60,000 worth of cereal...A man rushed his friend to the hospital after a machete attack...The thing is, it's the friend who did it...We are your friends who do a radio show, and we'd like you to check out this Thursday version of it!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 43 min
  • 0611 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "RICHARD KARN VISITS THE SHOW AND WE HAVE BOVINE MARRIED"
    We got a personal message from a big time celebrity and we played some hints to see if anyone could guess it...It wound up being Richard Karn aka Al Borland from Home Improvement...Would you go to a cow wedding? Well one happened...They kissed...And a man caught the bouquet...Tom Bodet from Motel 6 is suing the company because he has not received his once a year payment of $1.2 million...Yet they are still using his likeness...A new company in England is trying to get a new way of disposing of a body when your family member dies...They don't want to say it is boiling in a bag...But guess what...It's boiling in a bag...A pedestrian was killed last night at the same intersection on Patton Ave...R. Kelly has asked to be let out of prison in North Carolina after his legal team claims there was a hit put out on him...A Florida man is facing up to 30 years in prison for pretending to be a flight attendant to book 120 free airline flights...What is also free is this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!











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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    56 min
  • 0610 LISTENER COURT: To Pierce an 8 year old and Gluteal Orthotics as we START with BIRD CHAT...
    Kimberly wiped the sleepies out of her eyes and kicked off the show talking birds...Then Melvin called with a little something before the kids woke up...Arnold Schwarzenegger was not very happy that his dog took a tinkle on his floor...Drop to your knees Arnold...Al Pacino embellished a big saying how women used to sleep out in front of his house...Dakota Johnson sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a man that broke her friend's heart...It is time for you to start hip thrusting at work...A man says that if you don't start thrusting at work you will have an office chair butt...Or just do the Johnny...Walk and squish, walk and squish...Asheville leaders want the Department of Transportation to reconsider the 8 lane highway that will go over Patton Ave...AMC movie theaters have announced that they are going to start running more commercials before the movie starts...Diddy trial update...His ex-girlfriend said there were men in cowboy hats wearing high heels at the freak-offs...Should you let an 8 year old get their ears pierced? Rizzo boy wants to get it done...He doesn't want it...Jeff says who cares...That takes us to Listener Court...It went back and forth...Are you a real boring guy? There is a boring men's club, and it is for people who enjoy really boring things...One guy collects milk bottles...Another guy takes pictures of round-a-bouts...Who has the best presidential haircut? A comprehensive list is out and we go through it...Well after all of the calls the answer is Jumbo...AKA LBJ...A scathing report came out about UNC and Coach Bill and his girlfriend Jordon and what the season is going to look like...A pizza delivery was choked out on a delivery...A dog park in Canada has outlawed barking or howling from your dog...A naked man jumped on top of a police car while it drove around...Let's try to avoid office chair butt...The woman who bought the Breaking Bad house is not happy that people keep showing up to take photos...We gave you a tickle tease of two cows that got married...What we did not give you a tickle tease of is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!















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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 39 min
  • 0609 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Asheville LOVES Animal Chatter and NEVER Depants Your Wife)
    Asheville loves its animalia chat and guess what, you're going to get it...Have you ever been de-pantsed? A woman is angry that her husband pulls her pants down while she is brushing her teeth and puts his dirty underwear in her face...That kicked off Opening Audio...Diddy is upset that the sketch artist in the courtroom is making him look like a koala bear...What a wonderful marsupial...The zebra that went missing in Tennessee was finally captured and Ed got picked up by a whirlybird...How about a little salty/sour taste of Terry...Is Terry Bradshaw broke? He blew a wad at the Belmont Stakes...Help is available 24/7 365 days a year Terry...Just call 1-800-GAMBLER...A clip is going viral from an episode of Home Improvement that people are saying would not go over today...It's about making a sandwich...President Trump has given a new extension for the sale of TikTok...June 19th is now the new date or it will be shut down...New diary entries from Luigi Mangione show that he has been planning the shooting of the UnitedHealthcare CEO for months, and he was happy with his decision...Diddy and his legal team have asked for a mistrial after a witness could not remember details of a particular event...Do you tartar on your fries? It supposedly is one of the favorite compliments to french fries...It is bigfoot time...The WNC Bigfoot Festival is happening in August and there has now been one spotted in Michigan...Now it seems you can enter people's houses with your pants off and get away with it...A woman woke up to see a nude man in her house...He wasn't charged...Is it weird to go to the movies on your own? A woman is going viral for ripping on a guy that did just that...A man locked himself in a Walmart bathroom and ate tuna and drank beer...We gave the latest update on the LA riots...TSA says leave your Costco card at home...It doesn't count as ID...A man called 911 because he overcharged himself for avocados at Walmart...If you're running late for a plane, don't hold up the plane by calling in a bomb threat...A Michigan man did just that...Let's stop fawning over Oprah...Dolly Parton loves the spud...She eats potatoes every day...What you should do every day is check out the podcast of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 37 min
  • 0606 SHAQ A RONI LEADS TO CALL OF THE YEAR AND AN ELDER IS SCAMMING COLLEGE...
    Happy Friday to one and all...Not just one...All...Let's get to Opening Audio as we head into the weekend...It's time to shut down the VFW...A car went right through the roof of a building for the second time in three months...The roof had just been repaired...A man was arrested after he was caught dumpster diving...When the cops approached he said he was diving for his raccoon friend...They found liquid meth...A man killed Barry Manilow...Not actually him but his song Copacabana...National Donut Day...We go through a plethora of people doing silly voices at Dunkin' Donut drive-thru's...Then Rizzo morphs into the cowardly lion out of nowhere...A woman who got pregnant in the 1950's and didn't finish her degree, wound up getting her degree at 88...We don't think she earned it...Time for Change.org...The X war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk is certainly heating up...The Swannanoa care station post Helene cost the state of NC $27+ million...A man named Sergei took IT out at Carrier Park...Jeff was there the same day it happened and he just missed him...Do bears smell the elderly? A bear broke into a nursing home and was looking for something to eat...They fought him off with a walker...The peace and quiet of your local library is over...A man wielded an axe and got shot...A librarian got shot because she banned a man...What is a Labubu? The Shaq-A-Roni is now a permanent item on the menu at Papa John's...We asked someone to call and describe it...Jenice from Weaverville won call of the week...A woman went on an hour-long slow speed chase in Detroit reaching speeds of 15mph...Why couldn't they stop her?...Amazon has a humanoid park in San Francisco where they are testing robots to deliver your package...An update on the Trump vs Musk feud as Musk wanted to speak and Trump said no thanks...A reggae artist kidnapped a fan who simply came up to take a picture with him...A strip club did not pay their $700,000 tax bill, so their plan to fix it was to run a prostitution ring...A county meeting in Charlotte had to be paused because someone let crickets out in the meeting...What you should not hit pause on is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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    FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
    1 hr 52 min

About The Rizzo Family

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Welcome to The Rizzo Family. We are AVERAGE at BEST!


 
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