We’ve been gone about eight months. No big announcement, no explanation, just quiet. Episode 39 of the Road Hunter Podcast is us breaking that silence, and it’s also the story we’ve been sitting on since June: a wildfire burned to within about 50 feet of our tent while Eli, his buddy Jacob, and Jacob’s dad Darren were out catfishing in Eastern Oregon, and we almost lost Eli’s boat.
Watch the full episode below, or keep reading for the rundown.
We’ve Been Gone Eight Months. Here’s Why We’re Back.
Short version: Eli landed a grown-up job after high school and then got hurt, Brad picked up a different job on top of it, and the day-to-day grind of putting out a podcast quietly lost the fight against actual adulting. Nothing dramatic, just the kind of thing that kills a lot of shows. We’re not going to over-explain three months of silence into eight, and we’re not going to apologize for it either.
What changed: the site got a redesign, new articles are running every Wednesday, and they’re built more educational this time, less “look what we did” and more “here’s how you find animals and fish if you have no idea where to start.” That’s the new focus going forward, and it’s enough to build a schedule we can actually keep.
The New Schedule
Here’s the promise, and we’re only making the one we know we can keep: new episodes every other Friday, new articles every Wednesday on failedoutdoors.com. That’s it. That’s the deal.
The Fire Story: Eli, Jacob, and Darren’s June Trip
The Motor Troublen
Eli, his buddy Jacob, and Jacob’s dad Darren headed to Hell’s Canyon country near Ontario, Oregon, right on the Idaho border along the Snake River, to catfish out of Eli’s drift boat. Darren had just reworked the boat, sturdier transom, better mounted for the motor, and it ran fine before they left. It did not want to run once they got there.
The whole first day went to fighting that motor: it would run, then it wouldn’t, then they found the actual problem, a clogged impeller that meant no water was circulating to cool it. Fixing it meant Jacob stripping down and hanging off the back of the boat in the water while Eli held his legs so he didn’t go under, digging around for a dropped clip. A passing camper stopped to make sure the kid dangling off the boat was okay. That’s the kind of trip it already was before the fire ever showed up.
Then We Saw the Smoken
They got the motor running, caught catfish, including one big enough to bend the rod flat and take off with the line, no pictures, and found a local guy running a fishing shack that doubled as a whiskey import business, good fishing reports included. Normal trip. Then, walking down to fish, they noticed a smoke cloud in the distance. Other campers started clustering up and talking about it. Eli and Jacob weren’t worried yet, it looked far off.
That changed fast. A trip back for forgotten pliers was enough time for the smoke to visibly close the distance. Eli hiked up to a ridge to check how close it actually was and watched a kid crest the top, turn around, and sprint back down. A call from Darren followed: get back to camp, they were being told to get ready to evacuate. By the time they made it back, that had already escalated to a Level 3, go now.
Grab the Boatn
They didn’t waste time. The boat went on the trailer first, unhesitatingly, no insurance on it and no version of the trip where they left it behind. Explosives and propane went in the truck next. The tent and anything replaceable stayed put. Did you grab the boat was the first question asked once everyone was safe, and the answer was yes, before almost anything else.
They ended up riding it out on a stranger’s dock, a mechanic who worked highway breakdowns and had a garage full of cool cars, invited them to fish off his property while they watched. From there they watched the fire jump the road they thought would hold it and tear into the trees near their old campsite. When it got bad enough, they pulled back further to a truck stop, spared by a burn scar from a fire the week before, and watched fire crews and line crews work while the power got cut as a precaution. Some other campers left later than they should have, RVs still hooked up with the fire already at the road.
Fifty Feetn
They spent the night in a motel in Ontario. Back at camp the next day, the fire had burned to within about 50 feet of the tent. It didn’t take the tent, or the cushions inside it. That’s not a story we’re exaggerating for the podcast, that’s the actual distance. We got lucky. Not “funny story” lucky, actually lucky.
We’re telling this one straight in the episode, on purpose. Wildfire isn’t an abstract thing out here. If you’ve spent any real time in Oregon’s forests and rangeland, you know someone who’s lost more than a boat to one. The chaos and the scramble, that’s fair game for the podcast’s usual tone. The fire itself isn’t the punchline.
If you’re heading into fire season yourself, Oregon’s wildfire response dashboard and InciWeb are worth bookmarking before you need them, not after.
From the News: A Tennessee Side-by-Side Rescue
The episode also gets into a story out of Tennessee: two guys took a side-by-side out during an active flood warning and ended up needing search and rescue after getting stuck in a creek. Nobody hurt, nothing but pride lost. It got us talking about our own history of decisions that seemed fine at the time, including a windstorm that turned into a blizzard while we hiked out of a hunting camp with trees coming down around us. We’ve been lucky enough to never need search and rescue ourselves. That story’s a reminder it only takes one bad call to change that.
What’s Next: Episode 40
Coming up: John Berger, back for a second sit-down. Last time was his own journey and the accident that changed how he hunts and fishes. This time it’s how Cummings Creek Retreat has pivoted into a nonprofit supporting veterans and disabled first responders, alongside his friend Fernando. Genuinely good work, worth the listen.
FAQ
Why did the Road Hunter Podcast stop for eight months?
Life caught up with both hosts, Eli started a job after high school and got hurt, Brad picked up a new job too, and the weekly grind of producing a show lost out to actual adulting. Episode 39 marks the return with a schedule built to actually stick: new episodes every other Friday.
What happened to Eli’s boat in the wildfire?
During a June catfishing trip in Eastern Oregon’s Hell’s Canyon country, a wildfire escalated to a Level 3 “Go Now” evacuation and burned to within about 50 feet of the group’s tent. Eli, his friend Jacob, and Jacob’s dad Darren evacuated and got the boat out first; the full account is in Episode 39.
Where did the Episode 39 wildfire happen?
Near Ontario, Oregon, in the Hell’s Canyon area along the Snake River, right on the Idaho border.
How often does the Road Hunter Podcast release new episodes now?
Every other Friday, with new articles publishing every Wednesday on failedoutdoors.com.
What news story does the podcast cover in Episode 39?
Two men in Tennessee who took a side-by-side out during an active flood warning and had to be rescued by search and rescue after getting stuck in a creek.
When does Episode 40 come out?
Featuring a return visit with John Berger about Cummings Creek Retreat’s pivot to a nonprofit supporting veterans and disabled first responders.
Get Out There
We’re back, the boat made it, and we’ve got a schedule this time that we intend to keep. New episode every other Friday, new article every Wednesday. Thanks for sticking with us through the quiet stretch. We’ll see you out in the woods! We’ll see you in the next episode.
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