Once again, I have been watching the political tennis match on the internet and, true to form, I have not been disappointed by either side. Both the Left and, sadly, even the Right are demonstrating that they have strayed so far from our founding principles and ideals that I no longer see how either of the two Parties can claim the title, 'American.' Wondering what I'm talking about? Then get yourself in your desk and be ready for class. I'll explain in painstaking detail.