If culture-appropriating movies are your thing, then it's time to watch the 2003 Lisa Kudrow movie "Marci X." Jordan, John, and Rhiane talk about the outstanding flaws in this poor excuse of a rom-com, including, but not limited to, massive moments of racism, Damon Wayans awful acting and voice, Lisa's jokes about her dad being Jewish, the hilarious song titles, all things Christine Baranski in her role as Senator Spinkle, the songs "Power in my Purse" and "In the Butt," and so much more. Later, they do a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2005 movie "Racing Stripes" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Everyone loves a good time travel movie, especially when they don't make sense! John and Rhiane help explain the movie to Jordan's feeble mind, and they all point out the many flaws, such as the Furby's death, having two similar-looking blonde girls in the same movie, the search for hippies, mulitple entrances to the fountain of youth, murderous cavemen, and a heck of a ton more. Later, they do a segment of Tag It and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2003 comedy movie "Marci X," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Behold, the most progressive revenge story ever told, and from 1989 of all years! Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss their love for the Meryl Streep and Roseanne Barr film, including Roseanne's business abilities, Meryl Streep being a good mother but terrible person for being with a married man, Ed Begley Jr.'s booty shot, Roseanne's disgusting doughnut make-out scene, the death of Meryl's dog, an incredible green screen explosion, and so much more! Later they do a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 2017 sci-fi flick "Time Trap" as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Everyone loves a good creature-feature, so we watched the 1999 horror movie "Bats"--only, it wasn't that good. Jordan, John, and Rhiane point out the several moments of poor dialogue, the thick and terribly fake bats, the resurgence of women wearing only tank tops, the lack of romance and whoopee-making between the leads and how that may be a good thing, bat poison that isn't poisonous, map-pointing skills, and a heck of a lot more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction in which John gets his first ever win! Plus there's a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 1989 comedy movie "She-Devil," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Are you ready for a family-centered flick focusing on the challenges of fitting in? Sorry, but "The Family" starring Robert DeNiro and Michelle Pfeiffer ain't it. Jordan, John, and Rhiane sit down to discuss this awful film and its many flaws, such as anything and everything involving the daughter Belle, Robert DeNiro's pent-up rage, the kid with a mole, the absolute insanity of a newspaper getting from Normandy to New Jersey, not getting any plot information, Michelle Pfeiffer blowing up a grocery store, and a heck of a lot more. Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and All Sides! Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 1999 horror movie "Bats," as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Who doesn't a good revenge movie? Not us! Especially when it's "Teaching Mrs.Tingle." Despite their love for Dame Helen Mirren, Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss their absolute hatred for this moving while going on many tangents to avoid remembering the horror of this film. Together, they point out problems such as Katie Holmes' crazy make-whoopee scene, the lack of any real scares or thrills, the morality (or immorality) of the characters, Molly Ringwald's terrible acting, Vivica A. Fox's literal 20 seconds in the movie, and much more! Later, they do a segment of Fact or Fiction and a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the dark comedy movie "The Family" starring Robert DeNiro and Michelle Pfeiffer, as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Welcome to season two! It's time for a mom's night out! But if you like bad movies, that will also justify watching this awful chick flick. Jordan, John, and Rhiane pick through the nitty gritty in this Tyler Perry film, including typical racial stereotypes, Amy Smart's abysmal acting (if you can call it that), Wendi McLendon-Covey's character's racism, Amy Smart's character's dialogue about erecting wood, the lack of people having jobs, the name TK and what it might stand for, and SO much more. Later, the gang does a segment of Hallmark Movie Romance, Marry, Kill and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Check out the 1999 scary (?) movie movie "Teaching Mrs.Tingle" starring Dame Helen Mirren, as it will be the topic of discussion for the next episode. Thanks for listening!

Are you looking for a film that combines romance with the art of west coast swing? Then find some other movie, 'cause that's not what "Love 'n' Dancing" is about. Jordan, John, and Rhiane discuss the 2008 flop and it's many problems, including, but not limited to, Amy Smart's terrible acting, whether or not Tom Malloy's character is actually deaf, the insane dialogue, the inclusivity that's ultimately used to make fun of characters, the utter lack of romance, and so much more. Later, they do a segment of Reenactors and All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. We'll be on a break for the next month, but we'll return in February, so stay tuned. Thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas! In the second and final installment of the Christmas-themed episodes, the gang sits down to roast some chestnuts by the fire, as well as roast the 2006 Christmas film "Unaccompanied Minors." They point out problems such as Charlie's obsession with Santa despite being Jewish, Donna's past trauma and aversion to being touched by people, the wonder of the sledding scene, the character Beef as a whole, the movie's one funny line by Lewis Black, and the lack of care for any child in the movie. Later they do a super-sized segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Also, watch the 2015 movie "MOOSE: The Movie", as it will be the topic of conversation for the next episode. Thanks for listening!