#079 The Roast of Susan Bednar's Husband

Bednarator 2026 - I AM SCRIPTURE

We take a break from roasting "Saints" this week, to roast

an "apostle". Join us as we bang-out a shallow-dive into

David Bednar's greatest analogies,

and miraculous redefinitions. Can we find the ticking

heart in the healthiest looking cyborg

sitting on the Quorum of the Twelve?

Memorable Moment 1:

Sister Gigi: "He [Bednar] has a Masters of Arts degree in Organisational Communication. That just means if you were reading the book 1984 by George Orwell, this is the guy that's in charge of the Ministry of Information."

Memorable Moment 2:

Brother Jones' response to seeing the Singing Preacher from Poltergeist II (who is a dead-ringer for The Bednarator) "That's a lot of teeth right there!"

Assorted Brownie Chunks:

Sister Gigi gives Doctor Brad a shitty xmas present.

Dating comiserations reveal The So Called Church's main draw card.

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