We had a visitor in the Parking Lot this week... and one of our Sales Reps told him off. Plus Tarzan sleeps in Coldwater, a Home with Urinals in the Kitchen, Stalekraker (who?), and Celery Saves the Day for this Husband!

We got statements from Witnesses, including Yukon Cornelius. Plus, Goblin Mode is in the dictionary, Meatball did NOT sleep much, Who steals diapers, honestly? and there's a Stonehenge in Lake Michigan.

That Elf is gonna come out of jail with teardrop tattoos, and swole AF! Plus, the Lions win for Noodle, and Michigan players took the Big 10 Title on Live TV!

They just can't handle a loss to Michigan gracefully, can they? Also, is Alaska an honorary Midwest State? And Billy Burnette, Julian Lennon, Nate from Honor Credit Union, and Vinyl in 45 honoring Christine McVie.

Gary Hoey is on the road with his "Ho-Ho-Hoey" Christmas tour, coming to Michigan soon. Mark and Meatball talk to him about his career, and Gary gives us probably the first ever answer in "Guitar Solo."

Emus on the loose in Kalamazoo County, plus Gary Hoey answers our questions with guitar solos, and Milky the Clown... weird.

The best Crying spots in KZoo, plus Oscar the Grouch, Netflix's "Wednesday" show gave Kalamazoo a Shoutout, and Trees for the Holidays.