Why do people do this? Five miles on a suspended bridge over open water? No thank you. Plus, Meatball is headed out for a fishing trip, and Mark is prepped for his trip to the U.P. for Labor Day Weekend, Good times with our coworkers, Frankenfest, and your last-ditch draft opportunities with The Lions.

The hottest, new aurora is called STEVE, and you might be able to see it. Plus, Songs of St. Joseph's Shadowland, The Evil Dead Musical is coming, and What happens if no one claims the $1.3 billion jackpot?

Despite Meatball's inability to talk good, Mark Twain first coined a version of "Fix the Damn Roads" in Michigan, The Home that's part Castle, part murder mystery house, That Galileo document at U-M is a fake, and Kzoo Calls for All the Stops!

Meatball got some pretty funny looks in his pickup, plus, the Mackinac Bridge from 40,000 feet, Type-O Negative Recorded for MTV Headbanger's Ball at Wings Event Center, and "Shoresy" is ruined because Meatball spoiled it for Mark.

Roads made of Soy in Michigan, plus Mark qualified AGAIN for the Rocker Classic Ride, and Happy (sad) 20th Birthday to Ford Field.

Mark asks the people... what town sucks in SW Michigan... but that's not what he meant. Plus, Wet Paint at home, Beach Robots in Muskegon, Gators... Gators everywhere in Athens, and you CAN poop and pee in public in Kalamazoo.

The band Sleep is issuing a special pressing of their album with actual Marijuana in the record, plus Meatball can't QUITE become an official Michigander yet, summer regrets, and ANOTHER alligator in Kalamazoo!

What the hell was this guy thinking? Plus a Two-headed cat, Mark had a Pearl in his sandwich, Ghosts, Gloats, and Bad Russian Puns.

Seriously, people were FLYING off that thing and it was only open for a few hours! Plus, Gene Simmons Thinks KISS can continue on even after they're finished, Michigan gas gets better MPGs, And this kid in Turkey bit a snake until it DIED!