The Rolled Standard

With a$$hole in hand and animals in tow, the Triggers finally prioritize Linda's "whip" before returning to collect their earnings. Unfortunately for our boys, Linda specifically, getting the car back is a bit more complicated than they thought. Sword Guy chokes, Perseus gets drunk, Linda makes a compromise, and Kongh makes a purchase, this week on The Rolled Standard.

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Levi Brusacoram as Peter “The Sword Guy” Jackson the Cultured Swordsman

Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate

Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Thomas “munkymoto” Geno-Stumme as Kongh Kingh the Alt-Vibed Soundfiend @munkymoto

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris.

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision.

This episode features:

The Cultured Swordsman by FreezeFold.

Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander.

The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy.

The Alt-Vibed Soundfiend by Djuun

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If digging through the trash for an artificial a$$hole wasn't bad enough, our crew finds themselves head-to-head with the slow, but terrifying Killdozer. If they somehow manage to survive the machine with "kill" literally in its name, they ALSO still have another crew searching for their puckering prize. This day couldn't get worse... eh, actually it could. Perseus hotwires a car, Linda ghost rides the whip, KR-8-R makes a shocking discovery, and Sword Guy proves his worth, this week on The Rolled Standard.

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Peter “The Sword Guy” Jackson the Cultured Swordsman @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate

Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Kevin Welch as KR-8-R the Job Gobber @Smiling_dm1

Trigger Warning was written by Christopher Heinrich.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision.

This episode features:

A$$holes & Elbow$ by Rugose Kohn. @RugoseKohn

The Cultured Swordsman by FreezeFold. @FreezeFold

The Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander.

The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy.

The Job Gobber by John Baltisberger of Madness Heart Games. @MHP_Games

Over a decade removed from society and nowhere to turn, Walter "W3T" Linda and Perseus USB Disk Drive take a shot in the dark and head to Trigger Warning. After a meeting with one familiar face and one baby face, they head back out into the streets of CY in pursuit of a.... prosthetic asshole? Yeah, I guess that's what the script says. Linda looks for his mom, Perseus gets a popup, and Peter...well, just don't call him Peter, this week on The Rolled Standard.

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Peter “The Sword Guy” Jackson the Cultured Swordsman @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus

Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate

Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Kevin Welch as KR-8-R the Job Gobber @Smiling_dm1

Trigger Warning was written by Christopher Heinrich.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision.

This episode features:

A$$holes & Elbow$ by Rugose Kohn. @RugoseKohn

The Cultured Swordsman by FreezeFold. @FreezeFold

The Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander.

The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy.

The Job Gobber by John Baltisberger of Madness Heart Games. @MHP_Games

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Finally! After many talks and many more months of waiting, we get to jump into one of the show's most anticipated games, CY_Borg! Join our three "reformed" convicts as they try to reassimilate into CY, a city they haven't even seen in at least a decade. But first, they actually have to make it there, and this week's episode will prove truly how hard that can be! 

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as 8-Track the Burned Hacker @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus

Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

Trigger Warning was written by Christopher Heinrich.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision.

This episode features:

Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander.

Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy.

Join us as we review Mutant Crawl Classics and reflect upon the insane romp through Terra AD that Radiation Damage was, this week on The Rolled Standard.

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich @7CannibalChris7

Radiation Damage was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Delusions of Grandeur by Cosmophobe 

As we finally wrap up this mutated post-apocalyptic journey, we have no shortage of surprises for both you and us. Will they find The Archivist? What about the Aether Squid? How is Beanwater still kickin’? All good questions with a few good answers. Pickle takes a knee, Martha gets a bungalow, and Corduroy does everything else on this week's episode of The Rolled Standard.

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Martha Bryophyta @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Corduroy Beanwater @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Pickle Debusey @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Judge @7CannibalChris7

Radiation Damage was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Delusions of Grandeur by Cosmophobe 

Now seemingly down to half of their team, Martha and Pickle make it to the bottom of the cliff to find Corduroy smashed under a boulder. They prepare to leave across the plains with a long journey ahead of them. We'd love to tell you more, but that would spoil the whole wild ride, this week on The Rolled Standard.  

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Martha Bryophyta @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Corduroy Beanwater @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Pickle Debusey @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Judge @7CannibalChris7

Radiation Damage was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Delusions of Grandeur by Cosmophobe 

Finally on their way to track down the mysterious Archivist, Pickle, Corduroy, and Martha head south through the jungle with their Constable companion. With only a heading, they are lucky to stumble upon confirmation that they are on the right path before a panicked moment sends everyone over the edge. Martha hides, Pickle climbs, and Corduroy stands his ground…for the most part, this week on The Rolled Standard.    

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Martha Bryophyta @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Corduroy Beanwater @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Pickle Debusey @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Judge @7CannibalChris7

Radiation Damage was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Delusions of Grandeur by Cosmophobe 

Finally finding ourselves squarely back into the world of plant people with butterfly wings and mutants with... whatever that leg is, our Seekers finally reaches the Chosen Zuu kingdom of Cortexin. With the requested doctor nowhere to be found, our three friends have to try and strike a new deal with the legendary King Kabayo. Pickle goes unrecognized, Corduroy speaks for everyone, and Martha...well, you'll see for yourself, this week on The Rolled Standard.

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Martha Bryophyta @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Corduroy Beanwater @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Pickle Debusey @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Judge @7CannibalChris7

Radiation Damage was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris

Theme music: Delusions of Grandeur by Cosmophobe 

Check out 3d66 Terrible Names for Your Next Character, which we used to create a lot of the NPCs featured in this episode.

In our return to MCC (no, not that MCC), our surviving crews try their best to pick up the pieces of their respective encounters. With help on the way (hopefully), Dr. Harper and Max Powers head out to find the source of a ping they are tracking from a black site near a supply depot north of them and find more than they asked for, this week on The Rolled Standard. 

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Max “Danger” Powers @LeviBoozy

Jake Vaughn as Dr. Feivel Harper @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Dr. Eric Zanz @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Warden @7CannibalChris7

The Moon Cabbage Chronicles was written by Christopher Heinrich, Levi Brusacoram, Nate Seibert, and Jake Vaughn.

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram, Jake Vaughn, and Nate Seibert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris.

Theme music: Bad Trip by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound.