A special happy birthday for a special someone. And, oh yeah, Dillon's thirsty!

Two spellings. Two meanings. Dillon continues to celebrate good times. What could be better?

So there are a lot of bangs and loud noises in this episode because of a guest in the room in the room, which isn't a large space. Apologies if it hurts your ears. We're hoping for unity. Biden talks about unity. Dillon talks in a robot voice. A late one for Jenn and Dillon, but they wish all the world well. Except for that runner. Oy!

What to do on the last day of Trump's presidency? Launch your new business! Dillon has a new idea for a service that cut's your kid's hair while delivering an attitude adjustment. Dillon will only be providing this service on the weekends... we have school. 

It's Monday! Not Friday! And we did it. Another day of homeschooling? Check! Enough said. And really that's all. We got nothing, but we're still here! Maybe Dillon has it right and we should celebrate.

Celebrate good times! It's the weekend! So, Dillon had an awful teacher today. But what can we say? Homeschooling was rough.  Is Jenn secretly dating the Sky man? Spoiler alert: noooo! And there's a toot for good measure before we go off for supper.

Jenn tries to rejoice in imperfectionism. She's also real excited about Dillon's drama schoolwork. Whereas Dillon is only excited about his new virtual escapism. Dillon plans a secret mission.

More ramblings about poo and then getting to the point. The very sharp point of the poo tool. "It's a walla walla bing bong." Thank you BBC’s Horrible Histories for your thought-provoking programming. 

We almost got distracted by distraction itself, but managed to almost stay on track. Why did Mummy cry? Aren't we all crying, really? But the main point: poo can save your life. Seriously. Also, the children's news report here is very refreshing as there's no battle between reality and Fox News. Just reality. And our reality is that all is well in the room in the room. 

We managed to record while it was still light out. It gets dark pretty early here in London, so that was amazing. But then we fell asleep recording our own podcast. More importantly, everyone's entitled to their own opinion (but we still wish Daddy would watch the TV show we like.)