We are down a regular host this episode but up a special guest host. John Papageorgiou of the Comedy podcast Papa’s Basement. We get hate heavy on Carmen once again in what is now becoming a common segment in our little podcast. From her small roll in Saved By the Bell to her being a not very convincing nuclear technician and Bond girl we dig into her pretty hard. We also go into John’s Verhoeven history and his past experience with the director’s movies. 

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Be wary we are getting into some stuff in this episode. Johann goes on a google journey that takes him to a few leather bound websites and Matthew remembers stories of his own form of administrative punishment.

We say goodbye to two recruits today who have been with us since the inception of the squad. Punishment is in order for our pal Rico. Administrative Punishment. Matthew finds something about himself that he WON’T be talking to his wife about and Johann digs a little deeper.

We’ve got a mind blowing episode today! Matthew lets us know the reason why the camp is so cramped and laments at the quality of some old shoes. Johann also gets a little nostalgic for some classic styles of the early 2000’s. We then meet a new famous face who has been in a few other Verhoeven movies.

Do you want some goals as a friend? Take a look at Ace. He is kind of a jerk but still very helpful in your time of need. Who else can get you motivated for a fun filled day at the live fire exercise range where no one will get hurt ever. Even the people dangerously close to the flying projectiles.

While this one is shorter than our normal forty minute episodes we learn what Carmen really wants to do with her life and why Ace is such a good friend if not the best friend. Matthew also wonders what would bachelor life would be like and paints a picture of lethargy and video games.

We just got a letter! Wonder who its from? You’ll never guess who decided to give Rico a ring-a-ding. We lament the passing of Mini Disks and Mini CDs but also go over the limitation of the format. Matthew and Johann also discuss Carmen’s current location in orbit around Jupiter.

In this episode we discuss cursing, product placement of a certain breakup company, a little more laser tag, and our unending affection for a certain female protagonist. Again. We also talk a little bit about how the early draft of the script had this minute lasting a few days but was cut to make it a staple of FPS multiplayer matches.

Johann wants Carmen in some kind of pain but Matthew only wants her to be in minor discomfort as the Rodger Young goes into warp. We talk about the ship getting up to 88mph to make the sweet looking temporal distortion and talk tachyons. We also go into a nostalgic tangent about laser tag and how much fun it was.

Matthew talks a little bit too much about space and Johann talks about dinosaurs as a palate cleanser. We also talk a little bit about the movie we are doing a minute podcast on but you’re not here for that are you?