The Roundless Table

In this episode, we kinda sorta figure out what polyamorous means. There is another episode of Asiany Things. Why would you put a phone battery in your mouth, dude? We talk about a list of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time. There is a middle school sex scam for $8.39. https://www.livescience.com/61505-man-bites-phone-battery.html

In this episode, we find out how it feels to have your father crush your dream. There is another episode of Asiany Things and Missed Connections. Dumbass T.V. shows of yesteryear. Where the hell is our bigfoot statue? We ask ourselves if there is something wrong with dyeing puppies to look like pandas? We also … The Roundless Table EP55: You’ll Never Be Tall EnoughRead More »

In this episode, there are unsolved alligator murders and we pay a little tribute to the late, John Witherspoon. We discuss Halloween sex positions. What the hell is going on with the human poop mountain? Another episode of Asiany Things with our Asiany correspondent. Your child is an asshole. Missed Connections, blue ring fingers, and … The Roundless Table EP54: Better….Read More »

In this episode, we bring another shot of Asiany Things. Rolando has a shitty chair and he might use it to torture his children. We ask, does this sound racist to you? We find a super dumbass party flyer. There is cheating in Asia with grooming and banging. Then there are signs your mother-in-law hates … The Roundless Table EP53: Grooming and BangingRead More »

In this episode, we have another episode of “Asiany Things.” A Florida man peeping tom beatdown. What happens when a meth head moves in. JayZ, damn you ugly, the Mick Jagger of rap. We see that China hates Pokemon. There is another episode of Missed Connections. A weird robot with your face and the worst … The Roundless Table EP52: Peeping Tom Florida Man BeatdownRead More »

In this episode, we discuss Halloween and wearing a Santa costume. We have another Asiany Things with the bicycle seat thief super-villain. Rolando at Lowes and a brain fucker vagina. Another Missed Connections. A morale Vatican wall makes all walls morale. We find out Rolando and Trump have the same emotional “state.”

In this episode, we discuss, your Honor, “I didn’t understand the seriousness of this.” There is another Asiany Things and Missed Connections. We find out about a pager funeral. We have horror ballet, bad southern movie accents, and the effects of using too much of an erectile dysfunction drug.

In this episode, we discuss bicycle drunkenness. There’s a Florida teacher selling the kiddies drugs. Another episode of Asiany Things with some Japanese racism examples. The daycare inside a strip club idea and a stripper just trying to make ends meet. We found a place where you can get bully insurance and another group of … The Roundless Table: EP49 Strip Club DaycareRead More »

In this episode, we discuss Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and Ro’s shitty podcast video game idea. We dive into the plastic straw removal movement. There is wasping in West Virginia and how one asshole can paint us all with a shitty brush. Another episode of Asiany Things, the sex gene flipper, Colonel Sanders app, … The Roundless Table EP48: Straw The ImpalerRead More »

In this episode, we have NASA, moondust, and a german roach experiment. Another episode of Asiany Things. A drunk I-4 sighting and how listening to Skrillex is affecting millennials sexual desires. We have a vaginal steaming injury. A story about a boy band and their goat. When is too much karaoke a bad thing? A … The Roundless Table EP47: Warty Comb JellyRead More »