Vinnie Pasquantino is probably out for the season, but we can split him into three players. We have the technology. The Royals pull Tommy Pham, Yuli Gurriel and Robbie Grossman out of thin air to hopefully fortify this fractured roster and solidify the rest of our playoff push.

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