It's Christmas Day 2000 and so it's also Baby David's 1st birthday. He's got some cracking presents, 200 Benson & Hedges and a petrol station made by his Dad out of a shoe box, rollers and match boxes. Still it stocks both unleaded and diesel!!

After Anthony and Emma's announcement last episode it's time for the Royle's to meet Emma's parents, so Valerie and Roger pop round. Nana is very taken with Valerie and everyone, especially Dave, is taken with Valerie's implants! Anthony and Emma have a surprise request for Darren and Jim spends the night on the other end of Roger's boasts about his boat, country retreat, cruise, jag and lap dance visits!! Despite hanging on every one of Roger's words Jim is put out by Roger's success or his lack of success, until he receives his surprise Christmas present from his family.

ROGER MY ARSE!!