Welcome to The Royle Family! With just six weeks to go till Dave and Denise's wedding day, Jim is pondering over a £98 phone bill and especially a mystery call to Aberdeen. Denise and Cheryl are busy ordering stuff from the catalogue while Dave is investing in high class business cards from Knutsford Service Station. Barbara, starting work in the bakery tomorrow is busy learning the price list and Twiggy pays a visit to offload some hooky jeans and Wash n Go!! Soggy egg n chips for Anthony's tea can't compensate for a busy night of brewing up, fetching the remote and an offie run for ciggies. Also, it's Friday night, ginger bollocks on the TV and Dave is DJ'ing Beverley Macca's 18th.