The Rules Lawyers Podcast

This is a big boi. We basically just BS about, like, 95% of the published 5e D&D races. There are definately some duds, as well as some studs. 

As we get the full crew back to playing in Goat Pimp Land, we provide further contemplation on the how we would like to see this story come to an end. 

The Desolate Undercroft continues to become more and more desolate, Daine continues to age to the point of full organ failure, and we get our first look at the newest member of the crew: Rosita.

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Spanking you in the butt with another Rules Lawyers After Dark. Today, we are talking about world building with a partial crew. We've got Luke (obviously), Andy, Matthew, and Hooah letting you know our objective opinons on what is best in regards to world building. 

I also got kind of weird with the mid-way-break music, and in retrospect I'm not a huge fan. Eh, whatevs. 

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Ok, so for real, it was a while ago from when we played this, and then some time went by since I finsihed editing the whole thing, so I'm going to try to remember what all happened in this one. So, the Goat Pimps all show up in a big room that leads off to like, 6 different hallways. Once they are there, they hear Lafty's voice for the first time in a while and apperently he's around and can be heard in their heads. He is continuing his work for the AL Fairy, found big time loot, and has become magically trapped in some sort of room (that might be the same room they hear him in?) and so they take a way long time using Augury, basically ending in a random choice, to go down a hall way where they find a at least a few jars of piss, and then eventually there is a fight. I feel like I did a good job summarizing.

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Hey, y'all ready for a weird one? Like a really weird one? We haven't had one of those in a while. 

In this episode of Rules Lawyers After Dark, we have an improptu discussion on (amungst other things) which acquatic PC race is superior. The Rules Lawyers also welcomes the first, and hopefully not last, appearance of Ivy!

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Still with no sign of Daine in sight, the Goat Pimps and Special Guest Jybbeenk continue forth towards their destiny. We are introduced to the new surrogate Pipey (the new NPC craze sweeping the nation) as well as Luke's IRL puppy, Jacey Not Lakims the Pupper! And dont forget to join us in the mid-way break to catch up on all the hot Luke related goss!!!

The Goat Pimps (along with their special guest, Jybbeenk) were just starting to get setteled in that once named but now forgotten mountain town, when they realized they have one last job to take care of. With only 2 more days until retirement, they (minus 1 King Daine) head back up to the top of the mountain to finally conquer The Ruined Tower of the Tempest Mage.

We did it folks. We finally reached the end of the Clockwork Laboratory. Just one more mod before we say goodbye to Adventurer's League for ever. It'll be just like the Avengers, I swear. 

The portal to the lower level of the Clockwork Laboratory opens, revealing a Goonie shot of the Goat Pimps looking down into it, evoking all sorts of nostalgia. Daine immediately disappears, leaving the rest of the crew to face the inevitabe horros themselves. 

Merry Krimbus y'all

The name says it all. Everyone, bow to your new masters. I for one welcome our new rug overlords.