The Rules

By Simon Weekes

Society has collapsed. People are out of control. Simon Weekes welcomes comedians to suggest their rules that everyone has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don’t. This is the pod

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The podcast currently has 34 episodes available.

The Rules episodes:

January 11, 2026 Matt Forde
Comedian, broadcaster and impressionist Matt Forde joins Simon to figure out how to stop people being rude to waiters by curtailing obsession with status.
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28min
December 21, 2025 Jordan Brookes
Edinburgh Comedy Award winning Jordan Brookes inspires Simon to use complex computer simulations and child labour to stop people dropping apple cores.
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34min
December 14, 2025 Michael Stranney
Writer, actor and producer Michael Stranney helps Simon get to grip with people who don't respect fellow tube passengers or communal fridges.
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26min
December 07, 2025 Rich Fulcher
The one and only Rich Fulcher helps Simon figure out how to stop bus seat blockers and remind his kids to put on their socks.
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30min
November 30, 2025 Eleanor Morton
Writer, podcaster and comedian Eleanor Morton encourages Simon to introduce rules to curb public spitting and avoid boring conversations.
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31min
November 23, 2025 Andy Field
Stand-up and actor Andy Field joins Simon to inspire driving empathy and psychedelic misadventure.
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34min
November 16, 2025 Matthew Crosby
Prolific writer, broadcaster and Pappy's member Matthew Crosby helps Simon restore the high street to its former glory and guarantee that people really mean it when they say "thank you"
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36min
November 09, 2025 Chris Cantrill
The Delightful Sausage and Rural Concerns' Chris Cantrill convinces Simon to eradicate bags on train seats and littering, while rewarding the socially conscientious with visions of the future.
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33min
November 02, 2025 Shalaka Kurup
Multi-award-winning comedian Shalaka Kurup teams up with Simon to ensure that everyone will always be on time and respectful to bus drivers.
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33min
October 26, 2025 Nick Helm
Actor, comedian and musician Nick Helm vents to Simon about angry gym-goers, unfriendly neighbours and trying to maintain empathy.
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27min

FAQs about The Rules:

How many episodes does The Rules have?

The podcast currently has 34 episodes available.