The Rumor Report

Stop going on cruises.

Get out of skunk ape's swamp!

This episode is about slenderman.

She lives for the applause and murder. She left her head and her heart on the dance floor. You know her as Lady Gaga. We know her as the Fame Monster.

It's Tom and Michael witch and we back with season 2. Get in losers we r going conspiracying again.

The paparazzi is flockin'.

Michael tells us some illuminating details on the New World Order and Tom doesn't really prep his segment again but he kind of tells us about how we actually live in the 1700s.

It's a terrible season of survivor - please don't listen. This isn't even about conspiracies.

In what most likely won't be the last episode of the rumor report, Tom threatens to quit 100 times and insults the listeners further than ever before. Also the boys talk about a dumb planet that doesn't exist and cursed movies.

Tom and Michael are back! Today they talk about artificial diseases and haunted hotels. Strap in because this is gonna be a wild ride!