Billy's not happy with Jay Z Clark, but he puts that aside to deliver a monster All Sports Report - as Chris Fagan steps up for Alastair Clarkson, and Toby Greene talks torps.

Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch!

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him.

We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File.

Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.

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We kick things off with North Melbourne's announcement that they have parted ways with Senior Coach Alastair Clarkson. Former club President JB gives his thoughts on the decision, before Billy wraps up the rest of the day in sport.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary has more on Al Clarkson's sacking, and who the Roos might target to be their next coach - plus there's plenty of trade rumours doing the rounds.

Chris and Drew battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie comes in to deliver some social media feedback for Billy's spectacular fall out of a bin yesterday.

Australian Football Hall of Famer Terry Wallace joins the boys in studio to talk about life in retirement, and reflect on the Hawks' dominant decade in the 80s.

Finally, Billy goes back to the well with another Bins Joke to close the show.

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Happy Bins Day! It's the 1st of September and the bins are out later. Billy celebrates by starting the show in a wheelie bin... before he has to try and get out of said wheelie bin.

Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton.

Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.

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After a beautiful weekend Billy is so excited that he forgets to play his All Sports Report opener - but we eventually get to it, and a return of one of the best-named athletes in all of sport.

Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round.

JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn.

Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.

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Listen back to our favourite moments from this week - including Comm Games gold medallist Sam Williamson and his lasagna, Billy calling guests the wrong name, Hawks coach Sam Mitchell, Bily's Robot Wrap, the Idiot Song, NBA star Cole ANthony, and Billy's Whale Joke.

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JB has had a very relaxing day, and Billy's been couch shopping. So he's fired up to deliver an enormous All Sports Report.

Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'.

Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy.

Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater.

Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.

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We begin by saying rest in peace to the great Dolly Parton - who passed away today aged 80.

Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English.

Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face.

Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.

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It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game.

Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something.

Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke.

JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne.

Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.

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Double-header Fat has come in hot after a big weekend, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as another English cricketer finds himself in hot water.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap.

Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat.

Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.

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