Double-header Fat has come in hot after a big weekend, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as another English cricketer finds himself in hot water.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 24 - plus a little season review for some of the clubs who missed the finals. Plus JB has found an article that's missing one very key piece of information.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy plays his top 5 moments from Triple M Footy this weekend, and we have a new segment called Fat's Robot Wrap.

Billy whips through some footy news, then Aussie swimming champion Sam Williamson is in studio fresh off his success in Glasgow and the USA - and he's brought more lasagna for Billy to eat.

Finally, a carbed-up Billy tells a joke about a confusing birthday party.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from this week on Triple M's Rush Hour: including Billy's milkshake, new Carlton coach Josh Fraser, an AI article about Billy that is completely wrong, North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey, the Wacky World of William, Wheel of Fat, Billy's special Idiot File, another update on Billy's AI article, and a joke that needed help from Rabs. 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While JB's wife does all the work around the house, Billy has been at an interesting function, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - which features our favourite darts man Luke Littler.

Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology.

Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses. 

A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story.

Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from.

Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we reflect on Billy's disgraceful behaviour towards Jeff Kennett during a Cats Hawks game, he kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and it was raining piss missiles in an MLB game in MIlwaukee.

CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy.

Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy.

We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use.

We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month.

Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them.

Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from.

The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach.

Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations.

Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary.

Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy got unfavourably compared to a former footballer today, but he regroups to deliver the All Sports Report, as a swimming legend is dethroned by an Aussie star.

Damian Barrett is in studio with updates on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations, plus news that Josh Fraser has been named as Carlton coach. Plus he has all his positives and negatives from Round 23.

We want you to puff out your chest with Monday Brag Artist, Billy has some more footy tidbits, and a wrap of last night's Logie awards - including a bit of mail from the Channel 7 sports table.

North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey is in studio after his side's narrow loss to Billy's Cats, and we play him AFL CEO Andrew Dillon's reaction to Nick's impersonation of him.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a police raid to close the show

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement.

Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour.

Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star.

We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family.

Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.