It's week 2 on Bachelor in Paradise. Karen & Kayleigh, are, as always, Here for the Right Reasons. This epsisode is later than expected thanks to Karen finally taking her turn with a round of COVID, but let's be honest. It's worth the wait, eh?

A suitcase arrives- cloaked in mystery and containing a wide variety of electronic implements. Who is Salley? When or will she arrive or is this suitcase the only oppportunity we have to learn more about her? We have to wonder exactly who Salley p*ssed off to become the central figure in Well's Storytime.