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Lana and Clarity confront the AI Consortium, and Clarity receives a centuries-old message.

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Lana gets a slimy foster child, Gemma tests Clarity, and a pea for kelp does not fall on deaf queers.

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Lana meets Gemma Constantine's nemesis, Clarity reveals their secret project, and something turns up in Consummate Fork's basement.

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Lana and Clarity find Verali. It doesn't go as they'd hoped.

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Lana and her allies come directly up against the Restoration, and a heartbroken Kanilen is served fish lips.

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Clarity is taken, and Lana gives chase, discovering a new ally and a spy.

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Lana and Clarity enlist the help of a hallucinating cyborg, raise the dead, and find what was hidden.

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Lana finally gets help looking for Verali--but it's not anything like she expected. Also, somebody has a fantastic day, and somebody else gets some free boots.

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Realizing she needs an ally, Lana seeks help from a dangerous quarter.

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 Ignoring the rising danger in her quest to find her sister, Lana scours obscure corners of Free Boots to learn about the mysterious organization called The Restoration.
 
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