Elvis is not dead after all; Chinese pirates are ripping off our NOLA Spirit Strong shirts; What's Greenland really like? This SOTA listener knows; Your anti-windmill arguments are bad and you should feel bad; Is Belichick gonna end up with the Raiders?!

Today would have been Elvis' 90th birthday, so we are marking the occasion with... hold on... *checks earpiece* Elvis is not dead and is currently a Pastor in Benton, Arkansas? OKAAYYYY

SOTA caller Tom in Kenner says the rumors are true - Elvis never died and is in fact now a pastor in Arkansas

The more time we spend talking about Greenland, the less time we spending talking about how he's going to be sentenced for his 34 felonies in two days

Does he still think they cause cancer? Is he really concerned about the bird strikes? Or is he just a hot-air machine with no idea what he's really talking about?

Barrett Media does a yearly ranking of the best radio shows in various market sizes in various dayparts - and SOTA is at the top of the pack!

Make sure you're getting the genuine article when you're helping out the New Years Day terror attack victims

The practice of de-clawing our cats is cruel and really painful for our furry friends, so why are so many places still allowing it?

We called a random dive bar in Toronto to try to get a sense of Canadians' taste for becoming the 51st state in the United States of America - here's what we found

The granny with the head full of bumper stickers can probably go home - but not the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers, who were organized and armed