What's the worst prize you've won in a competition? It surely doesn't beat the Arbroath toilet seat...

Join Andrew Slaven and Findlay Marks as the pair discuss the latest news and nonsense from the wonderful world of Scottish football.

Why was FIFA President Gianni Infantino at St Mirren Park, and did he witness the latest comeback in Premiership history?

The Scottish Cup is back this weekend, with some mouth-watering quarter-final ties.

Kilmarnock are looking to net their fourth straight win over Aberdeen and book their place at Hampden.

Livingston will have to make history if they're to dislodge the holders - they've never won at Celtic Park.

Meanwhile, Morton welcome Hearts to Cappielow and Hibs host Rangers.

RUNNING ORDER:
00:00 - HEADLINES
00:28 - INTRO // your first bevvy and rolling down the Craigs Road
03:41 - FUNNIES // FIFA President attends St Mirren v Aberdeen
05:17 - FUNNIES // Arbroath's sensational competition prizes
06:48 - NEWS // VAR, frustrated managers and why we need full-time officials
13:05 - SCOTTISH CUP PREVIEW // Aberdeen v Kilmarnock
19:47 - SCOTTISH CUP PREVIEW // Celtic v Livingston
22:57 - UEFA Europa League // Benfica 2-2 Rangers
24:11 - SCOTTISH CUP PREVIEW // Hibs v Rangers
25:51 - SCOTTISH CUP PREVIEW // Morton v Hearts
28:33 - SPFL // Championship preview
30:25 - SPFL // League One preview
31:28 - SPFL // League Two preview
34:41 - OUTRO

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What would you call your club's own beer? St Mirren have brought out The Saints Are Coming but we thought we'd get creative.

Andrew Slaven is joined by TNT Sport’s Laura Brannan and Melbourne City’s Findlay Marks as they review the weekend’s biggest stories across the SPFL.

Raith Rovers are continuing to defy the odds, pushing favourites Dundee United all the way in the Championship, so we sat down with the Chief Executive, Andrew Barrowman, to find out what's been going on behind the scenes at Starks Park.

There's a big vote at Fir Park this week as members of the Well Society are asked if they'd consider giving up their majority shareholding and ultimately end Motherwell's time as a fan owned club. 

And there were two huge results at the weekend, with Rangers steamrolling Hearts, one of the most in-form teams in Europe, aside. And bottom of League Two Clyde running riot over league leaders Stenhousemuir.

Also, join the team as they play through the rather brilliant Derek Adams management simulation game to see if they could have done at better job in charge of Raith Rovers.

RUNNING ORDER:
00:00 - HEADLINES
00:28 - INTRO // Scotland beating England, working with Ally McCoist and beautiful route ones
05:03 - FUNNIES // Michael Beale's Burner Account
09:04 - FUNNIES // Scottish football beers
10:44 - FUNNIES // The Derek Adams Management Simulator
13:56 - NEWS // Will Motherwell move away from fan ownership?
22:19 - RAITH ROVERS // Could the Kirkcaldy side really win the Championship?
38:23 - SPFL // Rangers 5-0 Hearts
41:00 - UEL // The UEFA Europa League draw sees Rangers paired with Benfica
43:14 - SPFL // Kilmarnock 2-0 Aberdeen - Could McInnes be Manager of the Year?
46:30 - SPFL // Ross County 3-2 Livingston - a potentially season-defining result
48:02 - SPFL // Motherwell 1-3 Celtic - Let's talk about that Lennon Miller turn
53:43 - SPFL // Championship round-up
54:20 - SPFL // League One round-up
55:05 - SPFL // League Two round-up
56:21 - OUTRO

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The first Scottish Premiership title fight in 14 years is alive and kicking as Rangers move top of the table.
 
Andrew Slaven is joined by TNT Sport’s Laura Brannan and Melbourne City’s Findlay Marks as they review the weekend’s big stories across the SPFL's four divisions.

Raith Rovers are keeping the title challenge alive in the Championship, there was a goalie goal in League One and is there any stopping the truly exceptional Lawrence Shankland? 

Celtic fans were locked out of Ibrox again at the weekend, this time for a women's game. But is women's football right to deter fans from going?

Also, what’s the best football tat you own? The group admit their most embarrassing or proudest treasures, let us know yours in the comments below. 

RUNNING ORDER:
00:00: Welcome to E26
00:26: Introductions, blue cards and working with Peter Crouch.
03:55: The funniest stories to happen this week, including Michael Stewart's innuendo commentary.
05:31: Why Lawrence Shankland deserves to be in every five-a-side team.
09:39: Pillow talk and an assault on the senses, we hear about the gang's best football tat.
15:50: Edinburgh City goalkeeper Ruairidh Adams nets a late equaliser.
17:54: Beggars can't be choosers or is women's football right to turn away supporters?
25:52: The title challenge heats up
33:05: Shankland's on fire
37:55: Stuart Kettlewell's one year anniversary at Motherwell
39:49: Neil Warnock claims there was attempted manslaughter in Aberdeen's draw with Hibs.
44:17: Livingston have a chance of moving off the bottom of the table.
47:27: A round up of the Championship, League One and League Two.

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Criticism of the SPFL has swung around and hit the headlines again after half of the Scottish Premiership clubs expressed their collective concern on how the game is being governed.

The independent review is analysed by Andrew Slaven, Laura Brannan and Findlay Marks, along with (arguably more importantly), their own independent review of pancakes, penny sweets and cajun crepes.

Dundee's medical staff defied the referee when Michael Mellon suffered a head knock, running onto the pitch during play. Are officials not taking potential concussion injuries seriously? 

And would you still go to the football if you were blind? The team speak to Jon Attenborough, who explains what clubs can do to help their partially sighted supporters. 

Meanwhile, the Scottish Cup quarter final and Nations League draws have thrown up some tasty fixtures. Scotland, in League A, will face Portugal, Poland and Croatia.

RUNNING ORDER:
00:22: Introductions and nostalgic sweetie chat
04:10: The funniest stories to happen this week, including Scott Brown's reaction to getting booked at Ibrox and if Nickelodeon took over Scottish football.
10:40: Good riddance Derek Adams
13:55: The SPFL's independent review
24:42: Michael Mellon's head knock controversy
31:49: Scottish Cup quarter final draw
35:04: The Nations League draw
39:07: How to enjoy the match day experience despite being visually impaired.

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One of the most iconic managers in British football has rocked up at Pittodrie in an attempt to salvage Aberdeen's season. But is Neil Warnock the man for the job?

In an interview recorded on the eve of Warnock being officially appointed, we hear from the host of the Red Tinted Glasses podcast, Glen Schreuder, to find out how Dons fans were feeling about his impending arrival.

Hearts continue to go from strength to strength under Steven Naismith. Could he be in line for Manager of the Year?

Are Livingston doomed to the drop? And should the Challenge Cup be scrapped?

Join Andrew Slaven, Melbourne City's Findlay Marks and Sky Sports' Andrew Dickson as they round up all the other action and biggest news stories from the past week.

RUNNING ORDER:
00:00 - INTRO
01:57 - NEWS // Transfer Deadline Day round up
08:15 - NEWS // Should the Challenge Cup be scrapped?
12:01 - NATIONS LEAGUE // What does the draw mean for Scotland?
17:50 - ABERDEEN // Is Neil Warnock a good appointment?
28:58 - SPFL // Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic - Warnock, Begbie & the long-term plan
38:03 - SPFL // Dundee 2-3 Hearts - Does Naismith get the praise he deserves?
42:06 - SPFL // Hibs 0-3 St Mirren - Why are Hibs so Jekyll & Hyde?
44:17 - SPFL // Ross County 0-1 St Johnstone - Is Leveinball actually working?
44:46 - SPFL // Motherwell 1-1 Kilmarnock - KVV returns home...kind of
45:00 - SPFL // Rangers 3-0 Livingston - Are Livi a lost cause?
50:29 - OUTRO

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Are Football Sugar Daddies the future in Scotland? Just ask Hibs, they're on the verge of becoming the first to try it out.

Join Andrew Slaven, TNT Sports' Laura Brannan and Sky Sports' Andrew Dickson as they round up the weekend’s news and action.

Will Bournemouth owner Bill Foley help Hibs close the gap on Celtic and Rangers? And is David Martindale’s time up at Livingston after a heavy 4-1 defeat at home to Dundee?

With the transfer window closing on Thursday, the team catch up with Sky Sports News Anthony Joseph. What does the future hold for Lawrence Shankland and Lewis Ferguson?

RUNNING ORDER:
00:26: Intro
03:47: Gies a laugh: FC Midtjylland's training camp in Cairngorms and Scotland's Euro 2024 base at Mount Wank.
09:51: Latest news: Hibs' cash investment, Peterhead's Rec and Edinburgh City docked points
25:00: The latest ahead of transfer deadline day with Anthony Joseph from Sky Sports News
38:47: SPFL round up including Livi's 4-1 hammering at the hands of Dundee. Is it time up for Davie Martindale? 

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Banish those January blues because the football has finally fully resumed after the winter break. 

And with that, the gang are back together too. The Scottish Cup Fourth Round brought a much needed tonic for Andrew Slaven, Laura Brannan and Findlay Marks who hail the goal of the round from The Spartans' James Craigan and the dramatic victories for Airdrie, Bonnyrigg Rose and Partick Thistle.

From the Hero of the (Indian Super) League (seriously, it's a real title) to Motherwell’s ad campaign and even Philippe Clement’s red card in a friendly, we're never short of stories. But are they hilarious or embarrassing? You decide.

RUNNING ORDER
03:27: Funnies: Including that Philippe Clement image, a perfectly timed Steven Naismith advert and Motherwell asking Taylor Swift for some dosh.
15:45: News: Including Craig Gordon returning from injury and clubs reducing their away ticket allocations. Rangers and Aberdeen are the latest to make movements.
34:49: Transfer Deadline Day is approaching, so we give some insight into what it's like to work for a football club on what everyone hopes is a dramatic day.
46:41: A round up of the Scottish Cup action from the weekend. 

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It’s the final episode before the winter break so the team look back on how the festive fixtures panned out along with what we can expect in 2024.

Lawrence Shankland lit up the Edinburgh derby, just how vital is he to Hearts and Scotland in the coming months?

There’s talk of Dundee building a new stadium, which is fair to say is necessary but what do you make of the location?

And jeezy peeps did you see the Arbroath goalie’s wonder strike? Ali Adams is going for the Puskas award.

Join Andrew Slaven, Laura Brannan and Findlay Marks if you want all the Scottish football chat with none of the VAR or conspiracy theories.

RUNNING ORDER:
00:00 - INTRO
03:27 - FUNNIES // Arbroath's Ali Adams' Puskas Award contender
09:35 - FUNNIES // Santa finds a happy home at Ibrox
10:02 - FUNNIES // Raith Rovers, Actually
11:30 - FUNNIES // Gustavo, the Livi fashion influencer from London
12:55 - NEWS // AFCON & Asia Cup SPFL players depart
18:37 - NEWS // Dundee are getting a new stadium, or are they?
26:35 - NEWS // Charlie Adams gets his first managerial gig
28:28 - SPFL // What the Old Firm result means for the title race
33:18 - SPFL // Lawrence Shankland
39:04 - SPFL // Championship, League One & League Two
42:47 - 2024 // What to expect in the transfer window
52:12 - OUTRO

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The festive spirit is strong as we approach Christmas, but not in Scottish football.

Derek Adams has put every single one of his players on the naughty list after their stoppage time defeat to Dundee.

And his post match comments weren’t the only ones raising eyebrows this week. A lump of coal is firmly on it’s way to Barry Robson as well after some wild post cup final remarks.

And what about Santa himself? He was booed off the pitch at Celtic Park and ripped his hair off in front of the shocked children.

Ahh, Scottish football.

There was also a cup final this weekend, with Rangers securing the first silverware of the season.

And as we approach the 16 year anniversary of Phil O’Donnell’s death, and just days after Luton Town defender Tom Lockyer suffered a heart attack on the pitch, we speak to Hearts’ club doctor, Dr Michael Campbell about what clubs are doing to to spot and prevent these issues.

RUNNING ORDER:
0:22: Introducing Andrew Slaven, Laura Brannan and Findlay Marks

4:37: The best funny stories this week including Santa being booed off the pitch and Willie Callum refereeing in one shoe.

9:21: The biggest news stories this week including Motherwell’s Chairman and CEO stepping down and B teams are here to stay.

16:27: What procedures are in place to help detect heart conditions in players?

28:40: James Tavernier strikes again to win Rangers the League Cup.

39:19: A round up of what happened in the SPFL at the weekend, including Dundee’s last minute winner and Raith Rovers moving five points clear.

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We talk arses and baws this week. James Berry and John McGinn's big peachy arses to be exact. And Declan Gallagher's baws after he modelled them for Dundee United's stocking filling photoshoot.

It's also League Cup Final weekend as Rangers take on Aberdeen at Hampden on Sunday. Gary Scott from ABZ Football Podcast joins Findlay Marks to size up the task in hand.

Laura Brannan also returns to the show after three weeks away, as Andrew Slaven hosts the penultimate episode before Christmas.

Is it time up for Stuart Kettlewell or does the problem lie deeper at Motherwell? Can Kilmarnock keep up their form and compete for a European spot? 

And did you pay €600 for a Scotland ticket at Euro 2024? If so, drop us a message, we respect you and also empathise with your bank balance in equal measures. 

RUNNING ORDER:
00:30 The funniest and weirdest stories of the week, including Edinburgh United's Christmas party, Duncan Ferguson partying in the stands and Declan Gallagher's photoshoot.

13:56 The news stories from this week, including Scotland selling out their Euro 2024 allocation, Lawrence Shankland gives the finger to Aberdeen fans and how our international stars are getting on. 

30:01 Rangers v Aberdeen, League Cup Final preview with Fin and Gary.

45:20 Premiership round up, including Kilmarnock's victory over Celtic and is time up for Stuart Kettlewell?

59:51: The lower leagues, including the unfortunate own goal scored by James Berry's arse.