The Screw

Not an endorsement of Beyond Finance.  Listener Messages!  Call us and leave a message to be played on the show 3473708380.   Many Vids Discount Codes!!!- Must listen to entire show for code!  Pay Pig Fans Code- FEL82512 for a 50 % Mark up, Oink, Oink B*tch!  Bathhouse Odyssey and history (sort-of).  Who wants to open a Pansexual Bathhouse?  Social queer deviant spaces, with community.  Dirty room escape.  NYC noise guest host.  On air bloopers.  Reviews of nudes, new and old.  Email if you want a review or re-review: [email protected] okay Screwballs?  Santa Baby Felicia Raw Many Vids style.   The People’s Heel- f*ck your pretentious credentials!  Felicia was born with a mic in her mouth~ amongst other things.  Felicia cuts a sick promo.  Happy Couple-Days-Off (if you have them).  Follow Alove to get him to 300 before the end of the year: twitter @continue78 and IG: Alovedirty.  And a partridge in a pear tree.

Felicia was on Rich Swann’s Titantron!  This week’s episode reviews the naughty bits of some of our listeners.  First off, thank you for your submissions, it got us hot and reflective.  We appreciate you sharing your bodies with us no matter what your motive!  Listen to the brutal honest opinions of Felicia Rose and ALove as they sort through 20 plus submissions and bring you a critique and rating of your photos. Didn't send in a submission? Listen for tricks and tips to take the perfect photos. Maybe learn a thing or 20. Meet Pistol Pete, fizzlebeef and other PENNis names that truly made us chortle.   Felicia hot for Prego porn.  For those of you who didn’t get a full 10 out of 10, please resubmit with suggestions in mind for a new review.  For those of you that have yet to submit:  [email protected]. Please subscribe and tell your friends about our smut. We promise laughter and/or hard parts.

The Screw jingle contest!  Dick dues paid, credit on file.  Sound proofing sleep.  Felicia’s awesome birthday (XXXOOO Gaby and T)! Mo Amer, what’s up?  Sex podcast foreplay.  2-Day sex-a-thon.  Sex has a stench.  Cavernous area.  Not the first lick.  No mas boner.  Mushin’ your nipples with magnetic nipple clamps (Not for Beginners). Areola, nips, nipple, vas deferens, corona- sex education. Hashtag Degrassi Next Class Netflix-  Abortion, slut shaming, queer representation, THRUPPLE (!), intersectionality, xenophobia, transphobia- Check it out!!  The real secret life of the American teenager.   Felicia discusses her abortion experience.   Hormones like the Kingda Ka.  It’s a lima bean snot.  “Girl on girl crime.”  Ring rat girl chat- don’t let the men win.  Fanfuckers.  “It’s people just having sex with one another, why do we have to have a word for it?”  Power always at play.  Tinder Takeover!  Is that your puppadoodle.  Ten out of ten would suck again!  Cat blumpkins- J/K PETA!  Email us shout-outs: [email protected]   Trigger Warning: Casual/honest conversation surrounding many sexual topics including abortion

The Brass Rings of Pussy- Ms. Felicia Rose! Satiation Specialists. Brown-out sex. Dry drunk pussy. Do NOT save the spems (but save the whales). Felicia said ovaries lol. Stay hydrated, cum often. Fahrenheit 300.  Anything dead doesn’t taste good. Do you drink Fanta? Say no to calloused dick, unless you can play Comfortably Numb with it. The Tramp thanks you for the gifts and birthday wishes.  Props to Alove, Alove thanks you for the props. The queer monkey wrench. Partners in Grime. What does the Aaron flavor taste like? Sex positive spreading- like buttah. Trigger debate, here is your warning, around 15:30 and probably the rest.  Reclamation as celebration.  RuFelicia’s Drag Race. Pickle Surprise- dare you to google it (get high, duh).  Sex with Exes, you fcuk with that? On the hunt to fill the cunt. Get your school to pay our speaking fee; in return we corrupt your minds. The colloquialisms of cuck. Perp.  Dec 1 World AIDs Felicia Birthday. Get tested.

Is this show live, or are we just lazy? How do you talk to your family about the birds and the bees?  Live studio audience.  How many hosts does this podcast have?  How many personalities does Felicia Rose have? Nana wanna know what you get into. Aunty needs to know if you watch the same hentai. Sex, coming out, complicated disclosures.  Football or footjobs, how to have the difficult conversations.  DO NOT imagine your family having sex.  DO NOT shame uncle Joe for his submissive nature.  DO NOT imagine uncle Joe being a sub.  How to say things without sounding creepy AF.  The nonchalance of sex conversations.  Fcuk Trump’s gender war.  American sex hangups- Turkey and genocide before pleasure.  Are the French that naughty?  Is voyeurism incest? This whole podcast is a trigger warning but that’s nonchalance for ya.  Pass the stuffing and the prostitution.  How to talk about your sex work with family.  Survival and all the hustles it can require.  Judge not, less ye be unemployed.  Tips for navigating family and your sex work.  Be heard, be prepared to not be accepted.  Thumb up their bum.  Fuck shame, say it with us, “FUCK SHAME!”  Sometimes you need tentacles instead of testicles.  How much to see Aunty Felicia’s web history? Find family members you can be real with. DO NOT picture them having sex. Don’t shame nana, let her be horny. Choochoo, nana got dope tits.  Avoid family conflict and Skype for the holidays.  Travel, learn something to beat your racist aunt over the head with next holiday.  Get high with uncle Joe if you need to go (he’s not really your uncle anyway). Pop by for dessert instead. Felicia Rose the professional homie promie promo maker. Smooches to Hanky Panky for the awesome first shout out!   Trigger Warning: Incest/Episode dicscusses holiday with family

Sit back, relax, and let Felicia do all the work in this special Bone-us Episode. Sure, it's probably not sexy, but we'll let you be the judge. Which voice is your favorite? Which story? Welcome to Drunk Literotica    Trigger Warning: Conversation regarding incest

Which episode is this again? Why did we make seasons? Are we too high? Felicia’s brain is a mess. Gangbangarooni. Felicia did really good sex. Genital Gangrene. DON’T GOOGLE IT. NOPE! PSA. Don’t use weird shit as lube. You can lose ya weenie. No garbage. Be careful with your sensitive genitalia. Rotten Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Weekly notable sex. THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. Felicia got on her knees for Val Venis? HEY LAAAADIESSS. Happy Birthday Macho King. Sorry for chewing, fellow misophonic. Levitated sex. Sideways Reverse Cowgirl. Vacuum Cleaner Cunt. Dirt Devil should sponsor us. Decadence: IMPULSE NYC BDSM Party. Alove’s review. Equipment and spanking stations and paddles oh my! BYOT (bring your own toys) OR DON’T! Engaging new people in these circles. Play partner or voyeur. There’s levels to this sh*t! How to participate for first-timers. Pushing past your threshold. Did he tap out? Physical and Mental release. BDSM as therapy. Come on our podcast! Tell us about your experiences. No sex in the playroom. Total body vs genitals. Sorry for coughing. Overlap of wrestling and BDSM. Lunchroom politics in ALL social settings. Help the newbies. Will Felicia ever dress up as a kitty cat? Can BDSM be less expensive? TOYS FOR TOPS!? Swap meat? Fetish expos. Aaron got horny. THE PENETRATOR TRANSFORMER. Hidden dildos. Alove went to a bathhouse without a bath. Felicia would have been robbed. Cubicles of Cock. THE buttsqueeze. Pussy = butthole = whatever you want. Terminator Mac Daddy. Take out your dick and fuck things. How much is that baggy in the locker? WOOF WOOF. Mental Poppers. 3 dudes 1 Alove No cup. Gangbang pros and cons. Empire discusses HIV prep. Condoms. Felicia rolls a blunt. Alove and Felicia: how far can they bend? Felicia has ass-to-mouth videos? Did she tag it wrong? Did she upload the wrong video? Mama needa eat. Felicia’s birthday wish list (UPDATED). Latex allergy. Listen til the end to find out how to get a special shout-out from us.

Hormone monster obsession continues.  Turn down the music and talk about your experience with Felicia’s pussy.  The commerce of Felicia’s pussy.  Pussy aesthetic.  Practical pussy. Resourceful pussy.  Stories from Felicia’s vagina.  This motherf*cker pays in cash.   Bosom hugs. Titty fuck toys.  DC stripper life. Noteworthy sex. Trash bag condoms. Fickle Foreskin Fifty plus.  Condom technology- come on already.  Three things for Felicia’s birthday- Get tested, ejaculating dildos for Felicia (2 at least) (calico and Neapolitan cock), Cell phone (keep them coming). Oh and swifter wipes.  Digital Content Consent Conversation.  Alove open consent for dick pics.  Catcalling dudes- we’ll get back to this someday.  Too high for continuity in conversation.  Get consent before you get content (from all parties!!!).  Who should record the porn and share if comfortable.  Random car boner fluffer. Yeah never mind.  Stay tuned for guests and additional Felicia pussy reviews.

Hair of the dog, hair of the ass.  Get elevated. Halloween Party Party! Nudes glorious nudes.  Alice in Chains make-up brought to you by Felicia Rose. Hairless nudes, crowd fund.  The Sensational Sherri! Better than the Best! BETTER THAN THE BEST!!!!! Macho Man and Sensational Sherri promo.  Wrestling fans and friendship. 40th Anniversary of Halloween, piece by piece- TEAR YOU APART.  Drive-in movies are for stoners. Latex and pussy= no bueno. Poly-iso-what?  Sex with women decrease the biggest safety risk-- men.  Insecurities, confidence, and the journey to spread the seed or nurture a relationship.  Just-a-hole and the infinite, intimate exploration of sex and sexuality.  Anybody like their body?  What’s sexy, who gets to define it and how do we enjoy what we have. #don’tfuckwithsupershallowpeople .  Deep rooted, root me deep.  Open dialogue about vulnerability and insecurity.  Non-naked nudes, nudity clothed, progress, growth, confidence, what we see when we look at ourselves.  Enjoying your body, negotiate your boundaries, comfort over all else, importance of intimacy with others.  Communicate your desires, know your boundaries, braingasms.  “If she ain’t juicy between the ears, she ain’t gonna be juicy between the legs.”  Lost tallies, dick lists the size of, “The Stand.” The end.

The Hormone Monster voice is not going away. Felicia is the anti-boner. Will you cum if Felicia makes a stupid face? Don’t mess with a woman’s orgasm. Alove had sex last night. He twas topped and penetrated. What’s the deal with Alove and using protection now? He’s on HIV Prep (truvada) but should that be his only worry? Practice of SAFER sex (as opposed to “safe sex”).  Will people be Barebackin’ all over the city if we all go on prep? Sex can change your life. Be cautious and have fun! Giving your body to someone else. THE CLAP? Felicia uses stupid words. Shaming someone after having sex with them (because they are nervous YA DIRTY)—NOT COOL. Harm reduction. Knowing your partner. Wam Bammin’ in the Woods. Felicia made porn and somehow makes it sound not hot. Does Felicia have a video of her getting “porked” by a bunch of dudes? Training to be a dominatrix. Piggies cleaning the house. Does Felicia’s nudes customers become her friends? What level of friendship? Do friends become customers? If she’s on her phone, SHE’S WORKING. Felicia sucks at the internet and needs a sugar daddy. BUTTHOLE PHOTOS FOR $.50 AFTER TAXES. Shoutout to Master Joshua again. Felicia’s vagina woke up. We are both so versatile lately. DOMMEY. Submissive tops. Alove prefers equal control. Power(slam) Bottom Felicia Rose. ALOVE GOT CATFISHED. WHAT THE WHAAAAAATTT?!?!?! How does he handle it?! It’s not about looks it’s about the lie. It’s very unsafe. BE CAREFUL. Reach out and touch the world. OWN WHO YOU ARE. Confidence is key. Felicia has crotch goblins. Love yourself and other people will love you in return. COME TO OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY.